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Not all horses: a response to The Daily Telegraph

Not all horses: a response to The Daily Telegraph

I respect my colleague Trapeze Artist, as an athlete and as a horse. He is a good boy with fine strong teeth, but I disagree with his views on this Opera House controversy.

It’s time to protect the rights of the advertiser

It’s time to protect the rights of the advertiser

Why stop at the Sydney Opera House? From war memorials to cathedrals, all public spaces should and must be given over to advertising.

LEAKED: who is the real Peter Dutton?

LEAKED: who is the real Peter Dutton?

How will our future ex-PM pitch himself to the Australian public? This leaked extract of an upcoming profile shines a light on the detention centre enthusiast's softer side.

Predictions for tonight’s (and every year’s) MasterChef finale

Predictions for tonight’s (and every year’s) MasterChef finale

After analysing the past 49 seasons of MasterChef (fact check this), we have some highly scientific predictions of what to expect tonight.

Nab a bargain at the first ever ABC fire sale

Nab a bargain at the first ever ABC fire sale

Ever thought of owning your very own ABC Radio National? How about Costa Georgiadis’ beard? Well come on down — the prices have never been better or the impact on national media more undervalued!

LEAKED: lady-friendly strategies to improve female representation in the Liberal Party

LEAKED: lady-friendly strategies to improve female representation in the Liberal Party

With claims that the amount of Liberal women in parliament is the lowest in 20 years, the Liberal Party has drawn up a list of suggested amendments to its policies, including a "700% increase in MPs’ cosmetics allowance".

Chudd: Australia needs more cookbooks for men who eat alone in food courts

Chudd: Australia needs more cookbooks for men who eat alone in food courts

Mark Latham and Alan Jones aren't the only ones releasing a cookbook marketed to men whose Twitter profiles feature Donald Trump.

State government rejoices as Tasmanians completely stop having sex

State government rejoices as Tasmanians completely stop having sex

Something is amiss with people of child-bearing age in Tasmania.

EXCLUSIVE: Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s most gracious letters to the Queen

EXCLUSIVE: Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s most gracious letters to the Queen

Just when you thought the ABC had the best scoop of the week ...

LEAKED: Matthew Guy’s ‘Australian values’ school curriculum

LEAKED: Matthew Guy’s ‘Australian values’ school curriculum

Including an entire subject dedicated to the history of mateship! How to make mates and how to be a mate. Plus great mates throughout history.