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LEAKED: who is the real Peter Dutton?

LEAKED: who is the real Peter Dutton?

How will our future ex-PM pitch himself to the Australian public? This leaked extract of an upcoming profile shines a light on the detention centre enthusiast's softer side.

Chillingly accurate predictions for this season of The Bachelor

Chillingly accurate predictions for this season of The Bachelor

Crikey has a red-hot go at predicting what those wacky producers have in store for us this season.

A special mention

A special mention

It's that time of the year again ...

Predictions for tonight's (and every year's) MasterChef finale

Predictions for tonight's (and every year's) MasterChef finale

After analysing the past 49 seasons of MasterChef (fact check this), we have some highly scientific predictions of what to expect tonight.

EXCLUSIVE: the rules have gone out the window in TV's 'Pilot Week' bonanza

EXCLUSIVE: the rules have gone out the window in TV's 'Pilot Week' bonanza

Seven, Nine and the public broadcasters reveal their response to Channel Ten's "Pilot Week".

Millions of Australian man-boys remain trapped in Nick Cave

Millions of Australian man-boys remain trapped in Nick Cave

A huge team of man-boys in their 40s, 50s and 60s have wandered into Nick Cave before the heavy weather of middle age descended.

Nab a bargain at the first ever ABC fire sale

Nab a bargain at the first ever ABC fire sale

Ever thought of owning your very own ABC Radio National? How about Costa Georgiadis’ beard? Well come on down — the prices have never been better or the impact on national media more undervalued!

Legally Binding: a set of guidelines for disparaging another person's child

Legally Binding: a set of guidelines for disparaging another person's child

Crikey presents further amendments to The Social Contract, care of writer, broadcaster, and legal expert Lorin Clarke.

LEAKED: lady-friendly strategies to improve female representation in the Liberal Party

LEAKED: lady-friendly strategies to improve female representation in the Liberal Party

With claims that the amount of Liberal women in parliament is the lowest in 20 years, the Liberal Party has drawn up a list of suggested amendments to its policies, including a "700% increase in MPs’ cosmetics allowance".

Jacinda, please put these whiny little boys in their place

Jacinda, please put these whiny little boys in their place

The New Zealand PM is rising above anonymous abuse in the House of Reps, but maybe it's time to let loose and give the Westminster system the kick up the arse it needs.