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Five places Tony Abbott might end up after his defeat

Five places Tony Abbott might end up after his defeat

Gone but unfortunately not forgotten, Tony Abbott still has a few options in his eternal mission to remain irritatingly close to the centre of public imagination.

EXCLUSIVE: Bill Shorten only just heard of the union movement last week, in fact

EXCLUSIVE: Bill Shorten only just heard of the union movement last week, in fact

Over a hot cup of marshmallows, the glistening Labor leader tells all about loving to pull miners out of mines and on the fair distribution of goes.

This could be Australia's stupidest election ever

This could be Australia's stupidest election ever

It's been a stupid election campaign so far and all signs point to it getting stupider.

EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Ita Buttrose's revamped ABC line-up

EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Ita Buttrose's revamped ABC line-up

Ita plans, inter alia, to replace all existing weekend programming with Midsomer Murders.

How to enjoy a day at the beach

How to enjoy a day at the beach

Summer isn't summer unless you've eaten 1kg of hot mayonnaise and splashed some cold salt water on your genitals.

How to host a summer family barbecue

How to host a summer family barbecue

Planning a summer barbecue but unsure how to best alienate your loved ones? We have the guide for you.

The five worst types of podcast fan

The five worst types of podcast fan

Pod Save America is the go-to podcast for people who reply “You should be ashamed of yourself, Sir” to Donald Trump's tweets.

We simply must stop electing horny men

We simply must stop electing horny men

To all the men I've seen disgraced due to their horniness before.

How to buy the perfect Secret Santa present

How to buy the perfect Secret Santa present

All Secret Santa gifts must fall into one of three categories: novelty, instant rubbish, or wildly inappropriate.

A very serious investigation into Coalition coffee orders 

A very serious investigation into Coalition coffee orders 

Scott Morrison is waging a war on the "almond latte set", but have they already infiltrated his ranks? We investigate the government-endorsed way to drink coffee.