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How to enjoy a day at the beach

How to enjoy a day at the beach

Summer isn't summer unless you've eaten 1kg of hot mayonnaise and splashed some cold salt water on your genitals.

How to host a summer family barbecue

How to host a summer family barbecue

Planning a summer barbecue but unsure how to best alienate your loved ones? We have the guide for you.

The five worst types of podcast fan

The five worst types of podcast fan

Pod Save America is the go-to podcast for people who reply “You should be ashamed of yourself, Sir” to Donald Trump's tweets.

We simply must stop electing horny men

We simply must stop electing horny men

To all the men I've seen disgraced due to their horniness before.

How to buy the perfect Secret Santa present

How to buy the perfect Secret Santa present

All Secret Santa gifts must fall into one of three categories: novelty, instant rubbish, or wildly inappropriate.

A very serious investigation into Coalition coffee orders 

A very serious investigation into Coalition coffee orders 

Scott Morrison is waging a war on the "almond latte set", but have they already infiltrated his ranks? We investigate the government-endorsed way to drink coffee.

Guy Rundle applies for an ARC research grant

Guy Rundle applies for an ARC research grant

The project will analyse, inter alia, the random and often comical nature of government vetoes such as Simon Birmingham's — cherry-picking wacky-sounding projects, while letting umpteen other wacky projects through.

David Leyonhjelm is the hero we need right now

David Leyonhjelm is the hero we need right now

As the Senator says, by allowing ourselves to be cowed into not saying that it’s OK to be white, we are letting the white supremacists win.

EXCLUSIVE: Kevin '07 reveals his valiant battle against climate change

EXCLUSIVE: Kevin '07 reveals his valiant battle against climate change

The second volume of K-Rudd's autobiography has been making headlines for a week. Here, he details his deep commitment to climate change and the fact that nothing is his fault ever.

LEAKED: years of government policy confirmed to be 'administrative error'

LEAKED: years of government policy confirmed to be 'administrative error'

Government staffers could not explain how such an extensive series of administrative errors could have occurred.