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An incomplete list of the things Scott Morrison wants kids to worry about

An incomplete list of the things Scott Morrison wants kids to worry about

Climate change? Pfft. Forget about it! The real danger comes from African gangs... and gender-neutral toilets... and asylum seekers... and those terrifying electric cars!

How to avoid donating a big illegal bag of cash

How to avoid donating a big illegal bag of cash

Breaking news: Labor won't be taking any more money stuffed in Aldi bags.

Plots and Prayers: the totally official abridged version

Plots and Prayers: the totally official abridged version

Keen to get to the bottom of the leadership coup that topped Malcolm Turnbull but can't be bothered reading a whole book? Well now you don't have to!

In defence of Labor's brave and original policy direction

In defence of Labor's brave and original policy direction

A close analysis of Labor's most recent manoeuvres proves they are still as much in opposition as they ever were!

Exclusive: Michael McCormack's top ideas to fix the ABC

Exclusive: Michael McCormack's top ideas to fix the ABC

Luckily for Australia, prominent Nationals have risen to the task of fixing the ABC.

Five places Tony Abbott might end up after his defeat

Five places Tony Abbott might end up after his defeat

Gone but unfortunately not forgotten, Tony Abbott still has a few options in his eternal mission to remain irritatingly close to the centre of public imagination.

EXCLUSIVE: Bill Shorten only just heard of the union movement last week, in fact

EXCLUSIVE: Bill Shorten only just heard of the union movement last week, in fact

Over a hot cup of marshmallows, the glistening Labor leader tells all about loving to pull miners out of mines and on the fair distribution of goes.

This could be Australia's stupidest election ever

This could be Australia's stupidest election ever

It's been a stupid election campaign so far and all signs point to it getting stupider.

EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Ita Buttrose's revamped ABC line-up

EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Ita Buttrose's revamped ABC line-up

Ita plans, inter alia, to replace all existing weekend programming with Midsomer Murders.

How to enjoy a day at the beach

How to enjoy a day at the beach

Summer isn't summer unless you've eaten 1kg of hot mayonnaise and splashed some cold salt water on your genitals.