Crikey presents further amendments to The Social Contract, care of writer, broadcaster, and legal expert Lorin Clarke.
Kitchen notes decrying the state of dirty dishes will now be considered greater crimes than the dishes themselves (and other important amendments to The Social Contract).
You will hereby cease posting comments with the words “Have not read the whole article but …” (and other important amendments to The Social Contract)
Referring to a child as "Mr Two" or "Miss Seven" may now result in said child being removed from your care (and other important amendments to The Social Contract).
A public interest endeavour dedicated to the ongoing improvement of The Social Contract.
Also, a car park located on public land that happens to be outside the front of your property is not "your" car park.
Including a special update on "Kardashian hours" versus regular hours.
Eating hot chips on the train is a serious breach of etiquette, as writer, broadcaster and legal expert Lorin Clarke explains in this amendment to the Social Contract.