Lorin Clarke

Freelance writer

June, 2018

Legally Binding: a set of guidelines for disparaging another person’s child

, Jun 25, 2018

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Crikey presents further amendments to The Social Contract, care of writer, broadcaster, and legal expert Lorin Clarke.

Legally Binding: your pass-agg workplace kitchen notes will not go unpunished

, Apr 23, 2018

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Kitchen notes decrying the state of dirty dishes will now be considered greater crimes than the dishes themselves (and other important amendments to The Social Contract).

Legally Binding: regarding your excruciating social media usage

, Mar 26, 2018

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You will hereby cease posting comments with the words “Have not read the whole article but …” (and other important amendments to The Social Contract)

Legally Binding: regarding your awful children

, Mar 12, 2018

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Referring to a child as "Mr Two" or "Miss Seven" may now result in said child being removed from your care (and other important amendments to The Social Contract).

Legally Binding: playing Christmas carols in shopping centres now punishable by death

, Feb 26, 2018

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A public interest endeavour dedicated to the ongoing improvement of The Social Contract.

Legally Binding: it is now an offence to leave angry notes on drivers’ windscreens

, Feb 05, 2018

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Also, a car park located on public land that happens to be outside the front of your property is not "your" car park.

Legally Binding: a controversial new points-based system to manage romantic relationships

and , Jan 22, 2018

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A public interest endeavour dedicated to the ongoing improvement of The Social Contract.

Legally Binding: the official rules for binge watching TV

, Dec 18, 2017

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Including a special update on "Kardashian hours" versus regular hours.

Legally Binding: people who eat hot chips on public transport must be brought to justice

, Dec 04, 2017

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Eating hot chips on the train is a serious breach of etiquette, as writer, broadcaster and legal expert Lorin Clarke explains in this amendment to the Social Contract.

The Social Contract: important amendments to modern manners

, Nov 06, 2017

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Crikey presents some vital amendments to the Social Contract.