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COVID-19 has changed everything -- even how we speak. Ever mindful of the lexiconic variations, Crikey satirist Tom Red offers a list of new words for a new world. Feel free to send in your suggestions by writing to [email protected].

Jibber jabbers People with no understanding of immunology who talk incessantly about immunology.

Pfizerbility study People of a certain age researching ways to get a certain jab.