Former Australia Post CEO Christine Holgate and Minister for Population, Cities and Urban Infrastructure Alan Tudge (Images: AAP)

The great organisational theorist Northcote Parkinson once noted that time spent on the debate of an issue is in inverse proportion to its consequence.

Authorising a nuclear power plant takes five minutes, because no one really knows what it should cost. The budget for tea and coffee: everyone’s got an opinion on that, and it goes for hours.

There’s something of that in the character of politics, as it oscillates between economics and culture at present. The two great scandals of the moment should be, firstly, the manner in which the Morrison government’s administration of JobKeeper through companies — rather than directly to workers — has shuttled hundreds of millions to corporate bottom lines and company profits.

Secondly, there’s the robodebt catastrophe, in which the legal rights of hundreds of thousands were trashed in a criminally negligent process applied to them by the very fact of being poor and dependent, resulting in a harvest of misery, torment, premature death, self-harm and suicide so vast that it’s difficult to contemplate.

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But all of this was distracted from fairly easily, first by the petty Australia Post Cartier watch scandal, and then by a week and more of furore over the Four Corners “inside Canberra” episode.

The Cartier beat-up was planned. It’s easier to outrage people about concrete gifts — a few low-end luxury watches at a pitiful $3k each — than about transfers in the eight and nine figures from government to corporation. You can just see those executives having a few glasses of champagne, strapping the swag on their wrists, with News Corp happy to shift the outrage in that direction.

But more significant still was the Four Corners brouhaha, because it didn’t need a beat up. A scandal around sex, propriety, gender? Everyone’s got views, because they have to have views on such to negotiate the business of everyday life. In an era where there are no agreed-upon general social rules, such a petty scandal feels real to us in a way that the passage of billions does not.

And let’s face it, it was a petty scandal. Was it news? Absolutely. Did it have political import? Yes, for the same reason that Barnaby’s desperate travails were news — because politicians prate about monogamous straight marriage as the keystone of a moral order, on which depends the wide arch of nation, property, self-reliance, etc etc.

The sadistic and punitive nature of robodebt was directed at those who had become dependent on the state. But that wasn’t the angle that Four Corners led with, although it gestured to it.

Instead, it became a story of gender politics in the most intimate sense; not the potential breaches of employment law, and the political hypocrisies, but whether Alan Tudge bullied an employee/girlfriend into wearing a red dress, or Christian Porter went on chundery pub crawls as a student.

Four Corners didn’t have a story worthy of a Four Corners episode, and so it became about the general state of gender relations, and the breach of a party-specific “bonk ban” with no status in law. The broadcast hour filled out with a Mills and Boonish story of a boss/lover who sapped her confidence, autonomy, etc.

With that angle taken, these two ministers in Morrison’s government were to be judged not for robodebt, indigenous incarceration, sadistic mandatory detention, etc, but for the sad feels they caused on their workplace lovers, two staffers whose job was to buttress and support these policies, and who suddenly, somehow, became both victims and heroes in a progressive politics. They had the agency to help oppress the poor, the powerless, but that agency disappeared when under the overpowering romantic sway of a man named Alan Tudge.

How the hell did that happen? Simple. The angle of inquiry was the default setting of a certain, and currently dominant, type of feminism: the interests of professional-class white women, and their priority status as victim, with their class-power simply deducted from the equation. That was what many people, especially a progressive audience, could latch onto, and identify with. And that is what the issue became.

It was then inevitable that it would connect to surveillance and carceral feminism, with the suggestion that office relationship bans become generalised and a matter of law, and that the innards of a workplace relationship — not whether unfairness or discrimination occurred, but “how he made me feel” — are joined to wider notions of coercive control.

This is the leitmotif of the culture wars in our time. The issues that many progressives and leftists thought might be pathways to a greater radicalism are instead supplanting it, as the interests of professionals and the knowledge class fill out the spectrum, and the powerless — the nameless and faceless thousands crushed by robodebt — are crowded out of the picture.

No, it’s not all Four Corners‘ fault, far from it. These substituted pseudo-scandals prosper because we have an opposition that won’t oppose the truly rotten and corrupted place Australia has become.

Admittedly, that’s not easy, because of Parkinson’s (second) law: the judgement of untold micro-social situations is the texture of our lives these days. We’re at home in it, in the way earlier generations were at home in the great politics of left and right.

Yes, the personal needed to become political. Now it threatens to become the whole of politics, with millions whose material lives have worsened decade on decade focused on the tribulations of people who, if they met, would despise them.

It’s a neat trick. Opposing it means pushing back against progressives who can’t see how it works to silence the powerless or, worse still, don’t sufficiently care.

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