Donald Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani speaks during a news conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping (Image: AP/John Minchillo)

Because your correspondent currently has a beast of an insomnia, turning night into day, he was fortunate enough to watch the Trump administration's late act, in which reality fused seamlessly with every satire -- the now historic Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.

As Trump issued and rescinded tweets about the presser's time and place, pre-event set up footage filled the screen with a ratty low slung red brick building behind a chain link fence, all squeezed between a sex shop and a crematorium.

There were no words. This was going to be goooood.