Grounded Qantas planes at Sydney airport (Image: AAP/Bianca De Marchi)

"Qantas flags $19 Sydney to Melbourne Jetstar flights."

Well great, thanks Qantas.

The flying kangaroo is limping along the ground at the moment, running at 5% of capacity, as are most airlines. There is talk of $89 flights to Perth, but I won't be taking one, no matter how much they pay me.