So, the Queen is OK(ish) about Harry and Meghan's desire to be part-time royals. But what's the real story? Crikey can reveal what really went down at the Sandringham crisis summit, thanks to recording devices implanted in specially bred Corgis.
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HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH: Right, well, you know why I’ve brought you all here today.