Say what you want about 2018, it has been a bumper year for fans of high-profile politicians absolutely annihilating their personal and professional lives by being too horny.

After the media frenzy that followed Australia’s reddest son, Barnaby Joyce, leaving his wife to have a baby with former staffer Vikki Campion, we thought there would be little room for anything more. At the very least, you’d think the rest of the horny politicians would learn some discretion.