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May 14, 2018

EXCLUSIVE: the eternal glorious light of Pauline Hanson

This story is so exclusively exclusive it's going to make the front page of the Oz look like a middle school newsletter.

Charlie Lewis — Journalist

Charlie Lewis

Journalist

Following the news that Pauline Hanson's One Nation political party had appointed Pauline Hanson President for Life, Crikey can reveal the in-no-way-photoshopped, 100% genuine party constitution.

 

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7 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: the eternal glorious light of Pauline Hanson

  1. Bill Hilliger

    Fake news reports that Pawline Hanson is not a cretin.

  2. Bob the builder

    Crikey, what’s the point of these sniping, smug attempts at “satire”?

    Hanson’s an idiot, move on – or examine her policies or politics or something, but this rubbish is a waste of my subscription.

    1. Paul Guy

      I totally agree Bob.

      1. Howard

        If you’re reading this article, it means I am dead.
        Pauline Lee Hanson

  3. StrayMuttsInc

    I thoroughly enjoy lighthearted satire, so thank you.
    But, I also enjoy taking myself very, very seriously, so that cancels my gratitude.
    Makes me wonder why I read it . . .

  4. AR

    This sort of puerile parody suggests a hole in the daily edition.
    In this time of crucial developments, domestic, international, moral & economic, Crikey wastes space on filler.

  5. Jaquix

    OMG I can see a religion starting up when President Pauline dies. Perfect way to continue the rorts.

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