Hey Righties,

The HR Nicholls, the Lavoisier, now the Monash … are you stuck for a name for your new right-wing ginger group, that’s not at all eight lonely men and a couple of long suffering IPA pearly girl sister-wives dining at a bad Indian joint in Kingston? Sure, you could go the respectable route (the Samuel Griffith Society for constitutional reform) or the road to wacky (the Galileo Society for climate change deniers) but by now you might be worried we’re starting to run out of names.

Fear not, Crikey has a new stock of perverse and irritating names for you to traduce the dead with. Call our office now, to reserve:

The Ronald Ryan Society — for the return of capital punishment.

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The Winston Churchill Group — promoting UK-Australian military co-operation since 1915.

The James Hardie Occupational Health and Safety Forum

The Malcolm Fraser Vipassana Buddhist Meditation and Happiness Centre

The Ivan Milat Forum — debate and discussion on road safety. Or possibly tourism. Bids are open.

The Whelan Society — property developers working with planners for sensible urban outcomes.

The Nyunggai Warren Mundine Yabubiin Institute for Disruptive Thinking

The Zig and Zag Childrens’ Television Foundation

The Keating Foundation — for the preservation of social democracy within labour parties.

As a Crikey subscriber and someone who began working as a journalist in 1957, I am passionate about the importance of independent media like Crikey. I met a lot of Australians from many walks of life during my career and did my best to share their stories honestly and fairly with their fellow citizens.

And I never forgot how important it is to hold politicians to account. Crikey does that – something that is more important now than ever before in Australia.

North Stradbroke Island, QLD

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