January 26. A national day of mourning for many, a guilty day off for some, and an excuse to wear obnoxious flag capes for others.

Wherever you land on Australia Day AKA Invasion Day AKA Survival Day, the push to change our national date (which, for those playing at home, goes back even further than the public holiday) to something less overtly offensive to First Nations people has now become strong enough to enter the political sphere. Let’s see how our politicians stack up.