Humour

Jan 23, 2018

EXCLUSIVE: Paul Hogan’s real and authentic rejected pitches for a Crocodile Dundee revival

Direct from Paul Hogan, the biggest thrillers we've never seen.

Bhakthi Puvanenthiran and Dierdre Fidge

Associate editor / Freelance writer

Depending on your taste in films, you’ll either be euphoric or devastated to hear that the Crocodile Dundee franchise is apparently being revamped, churned through the Hollywood movie factory and fed directly into our mouths like a horrible sausage.

Either way, it’s an excuse to rewatch The SimpsonsBart vs Australia episode.

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2 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: Paul Hogan’s real and authentic rejected pitches for a Crocodile Dundee revival

  1. AR

    Since resuming this year Crikey seems to be a 2nd rate Betoota Bulletin.
    A little humour is all well and good but sparingly.
    FFS, with apologies to Stanley Cross’ cartoon, the hour is growing late.

    1. davidh

      Intentional or not Hogan in the screencap above looks like the world’s oldest living leather queen, trying to sit on a mulga wood statue of a reptile.

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