The gospel according to Donald Trump

Guy Rundle imagines how the Bible might've appeared had it been partly written by Donald Trump.

Guy Rundle — Correspondent-at-large

Guy Rundle


Jesus is brought before Donald Trump …

18:33 So it was like the festival of something or other, who knows, and it was a pretty good festival. It was a beautiful festival. We have the best festivals. It was at the Mar-a-lago Jerusalem, with the beautiful marble inlay and the chandeliers, really very, very beautiful, we built it on the site of that old temple, boy what dreck that was.

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7 thoughts on “The gospel according to Donald Trump

    1. klewso

      “Water into wine? That’s nuthin’. I know a couple of Russian chicks, can turn tricks like water into urine. I’ve watched ’em do it!”

  1. Bert Morris

    Lovely. Are you by any chance the US(less) President’s script writer? Sounds awfully familiar.

  2. AR

    The Gospel according to grundle scares the bejazus outa me

  3. Mike Smith

    I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Moscow called Putin

  4. mikeb

    “Can he turn Moscow Hilton piss into wine? I’ll drink to that”

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