The gospel according to Donald Trump

Guy Rundle imagines how the Bible might've appeared had it been partly written by Donald Trump.

Guy Rundle — Correspondent-at-large

Guy Rundle


Jesus is brought before Donald Trump ...

18:33 So it was like the festival of something or other, who knows, and it was a pretty good festival. It was a beautiful festival. We have the best festivals. It was at the Mar-a-lago Jerusalem, with the beautiful marble inlay and the chandeliers, really very, very beautiful, we built it on the site of that old temple, boy what dreck that was.

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