Dec 20, 2017

Reindeer Person

Remember Cat Person? This is like that, but for Christmas.

Guy Rundle — Correspondent-at-large

Guy Rundle


(With apologies to Kristen Roupenian)

They met in the mall in November, when she was working the Pick n Mix, between the Yankee Candle and the Key Cutter. He scooped out only rice snacks, twice in three days.

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3 thoughts on “Reindeer Person

  1. zut alors

    ‘… they both realised they were re-enacting Sartre’s No Exit with imaginary arctic ungulates and it would not end well for them.’

    Thanks, Guy. Your version wins.

  2. AR

    “Miracle of Fourth Street” it ain’t, thankfully.
    A touch of Michel Faber though.

  3. John Newton

    You had to have read the story…

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