(With apologies to Kristen Roupenian)
They met in the mall in November, when she was working the Pick n Mix, between the Yankee Candle and the Key Cutter. He scooped out only rice snacks, twice in three days.
Despite the overwhelming popularity of "weird comedy" among online millennials, the sites that publish it are finding it harder and harder to survive in the increasingly revenue-focused world of digital publishing.
LEAKED: UN Secretary-General censures Turnbull government over refugees, Eurovision and more!
But really, why are we in Eurovision?
Rundle: we won’t mourn for Rivers, but my god she was funny
Joan Rivers was far more of a pioneer and innovator than Robin Williams, but she had no sincere schtick. She was all brassy, all bitchy and all funny -- the last of her kind, and the best.
Rundle: ‘fuzzy-wuzzy’ explained
When you earn at least a part of your living as a satirist, you get accustomed to being taken out of context, so that the ironic becomes literal and the sarcastic becomes sincere, writes Guy Rundle.