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Nov 6, 2017

The Social Contract: important amendments to modern manners

Crikey presents some vital amendments to the Social Contract.

Introducing a new humour series by Lorin Clarke, writer, broadcaster and law graduate. As always, reader feedback is welcomed.

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8 thoughts on “The Social Contract: important amendments to modern manners

  1. Charmaine Tunn

    These are funny haha, not just funny ironically. Thanks!

  2. Mike Smith

    Wait, this isn’t satire!

  3. DiggerDawson

    Keep ‘em coming

  4. Dog's Breakfast

    I look forward to more instalments. One can never be sure that one is up to date on these things.

    Section 1.1.1. was known, however it’s always good to be reminded.

  5. Barbara Haan

    Re Section 1.3.8: what happens in the case of the serial backseat driver? This person clearly has no concept of The Social Contract and is categorically unable to Shut Up.

    Thanks for the laughs.

  6. eliana@elianaschoulal.com

    Brilliant!

  7. Simon

    Section 1.1 does not make provision for the correct handling of offering a seat on public transport to a young lady on account of “her condition” – which may well be a result of too many donuts. Would like to see an annex referencing this.

  8. Hopeforalice

    Thank you for a laugh!!