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Sep 29, 2017

EXCLUSIVE: Peter Dutton rewrites lyrics to Same Love, asks NRL if he can perform it at grand final

Dutton's version includes the lyric "I’d rather die than live in a gender-fluid world".

Australian Immigration Minister and noted disliker of marriage equality Peter Dutton has drafted new lyrics* to US rapper Macklemore's hit song Same Love, in the hope the NRL might invite him to the grand final this Sunday to perform his own rendition at half time. You know, for balance.

When I was in the third grade I knew that I was straight

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3 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: Peter Dutton rewrites lyrics to Same Love, asks NRL if he can perform it at grand final

  1. Peter Hamilton

    Can’t possibly be construed as satirical if the object of the gentle rebuke is

    A) incapable of understanding that different opinions are possibly equally valid on some subjects
    B) possessed of a tin ear when it comes to the analysis of human values
    C) a waste of perfectly good oxygen
    D) swanning around in the Great Wen at MY expense [ok others have also chipped in…]

  2. Paddy Forsayeth

    To paraphrase another remark: Peter Dutton is an animal that turns perfectly good food into shit!

    1. AR

      Or a shit that turns perfectly good food into Dutton.

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