Aug 11, 2017

LEAKED: Transcript of Matthew Guy’s dinner at The Lobster Cave

A transcript of a thoroughly proper dinner between gentlemen with no ulterior motives whatsoever.

Satirist Ben Pobjie has come into possession of a transcript of a conversation that occurred at the The Lobster Cave, Beaumaris, where Victorian Opposition Leader Matthew Guy was dining. He swears it is genuine, and he's threatened to put a horse's head in our beds if we don't run it, so herewith, what was said over lobster and Grange. 

FRANK LAMATTINA: Good evening, Mr Guy.

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