Federal

Jul 19, 2017

EXCLUSIVE: every single Greens member has just resigned

Sloppy, sloppy work, Australian Greens.

Larissa Waters, Richard Di Natale and Scott Ludlam

Did you know you could be ruled ineligible for election for not technically being an extant human? Poor Adam Bandt. In this bold and timely exclusive, investigative satirist Ben Pobjie reveals eight pitiable letters of resignation from every single remaining federal Greens member. Amazing!

Statement from Senator Richard Di Natale

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3 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: every single Greens member has just resigned

  1. Venise Alstergren

    Oh dear! There were ten green bottles hanging on a wall……

  2. Marion Wilson

    Was nobody born on 29th of February? Or on a raft in international waters, or in an plane more than 5 miles up or in Hutt Province,WA?.

  3. Barbara Haan

    I am overwhelmed by the sincerity these misguided people have given as the reasons for their mass resignation.

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