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May 16, 2017

Huge If True, episode 2: Penny Wong sheep attack

Early reports suggest the Senator has avoided serious injury.

Dan Wood — Associate editor

Dan Wood

Associate editor

BREAKING: Labor Senator Penny Wong has been attacked in her home by a rabid female sheep!

This is a significant news item, but our editorial team is floundering for a headline.

Help them out by suggesting a pun headline in the comments below and if yours is the best, you’ll win a three-month Crikey subscription and a Crikey prize pack. 

As well as 3 months of Crikey FREE, winners will receive a prize pack including:

  • The latest Quarterly Essay, David Marr’s The White Queen;
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  1. To go in the running to win, entrants must suggest a headline for the story described in the above episode of Huge If True.
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CREDITS:

Created by

Dan Wood and Lewis Attey

Directed by

Lewis Attey

Starring

Dan Wood and Jonathan Schuster

Camera ops

Rick Maxwell Douglas, Kaz Ceh, Bonita Carzino and Prince Nediyedath

Edited by

Lewis Attey

Additional material by

Jonathan Schuster

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17 thoughts on “Huge If True, episode 2: Penny Wong sheep attack

  1. Gavin Moodie

    Ewe’ve got to be joking

    Senator bites sheep

    Sheep goes the Wong way

    A Penny for the sheep pound

  2. Gavin Moodie

    News Corp headlines:

    Wong attacked from the grass roots

    Fleeced grass roots bites Penny Wong

    Wong grasses on sheep

  3. Gavin Moodie

    Penny Wong fleeced

    Sheep shears senator

  4. M_Citizen

    It’s a Wong way to the doc; senator underestimates rabid sheep
    (a shot-in-the-dark semicolon, like always)

  5. Dan Dair

    Really.????
    I’m sorry…. I mean, really.????
    Honestly, really.?????
    Sort yourselves out…… Really,
    just sort your collective heads out,
    you bumpkins.!

    (I’m not anti-fun or having a laugh,
    but why are we picking on a real person for no reason.? (As she actually done something to warrant your ire.?)
    Why not completely make something up & then ask the population for it humorous responses.?)

  6. Camm

    Wooley Bully – Sheep Thrills for Wong

  7. Linda Connolly

    confess! ewe done wong
    keep it simple

  8. swimming the hellespont

    once a jolly jumbuck stamped on a penny wong

  9. scarrot

    Ewe picked the Wong lady.

  10. Rosemary Jacob

    You got it Wong. Makes ewe look sheepish now!

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