May 16, 2017

Huge If True, episode 2: Penny Wong sheep attack

Early reports suggest the Senator has avoided serious injury.

Dan Wood — Associate editor

Dan Wood

Associate editor

BREAKING: Labor Senator Penny Wong has been attacked in her home by a rabid female sheep!

This is a significant news item, but our editorial team is floundering for a headline.

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17 thoughts on “Huge If True, episode 2: Penny Wong sheep attack

  1. Gavin Moodie

    Ewe’ve got to be joking

    Senator bites sheep

    Sheep goes the Wong way

    A Penny for the sheep pound

  2. Gavin Moodie

    News Corp headlines:

    Wong attacked from the grass roots

    Fleeced grass roots bites Penny Wong

    Wong grasses on sheep

  3. Gavin Moodie

    Penny Wong fleeced

    Sheep shears senator

  4. M_Citizen

    It’s a Wong way to the doc; senator underestimates rabid sheep
    (a shot-in-the-dark semicolon, like always)

  5. Dan Dair

    I’m sorry…. I mean, really.????
    Honestly, really.?????
    Sort yourselves out…… Really,
    just sort your collective heads out,
    you bumpkins.!

    (I’m not anti-fun or having a laugh,
    but why are we picking on a real person for no reason.? (As she actually done something to warrant your ire.?)
    Why not completely make something up & then ask the population for it humorous responses.?)

  6. Camm

    Wooley Bully – Sheep Thrills for Wong

  7. Linda Connolly

    confess! ewe done wong
    keep it simple

  8. swimming the hellespont

    once a jolly jumbuck stamped on a penny wong

  9. scarrot

    Ewe picked the Wong lady.

  10. Rosemary Jacob

    You got it Wong. Makes ewe look sheepish now!

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