Senator Jacqui Lambie has shared the present she received as part of her office Kris Kringle. The Tasmanian Senator showed off her gifts — a “Grow your own pecker” and “Sexy Strip Mug” — on Instagram with a smile. Picking the boss in the office Kris Kringle can be a daunting task, but it looks like Lambie’s colleague was up to the occasion, and the gifts were appreciated. Lambie has previously been very frank about men, telling a Hobart radio station in 2014 what she looks for in a potential suitor: “They must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs.” Now she can grow her own — “just add water,” reads the packet.
Lambie finally gets that package she was after
"Just add water."