As previously reported in Crikey, the world will be shortly shot to hell. In an effort to document this unfolding farce, we bring you the latest from the bloodiest, most deprived corner of the planet, which is, of course, the social internet.

Reports late last week indicate that those of the self-described “alt-right” -- this, for the justifiably confused, is not a keyboard command but the name for young Western people rich enough to inexpertly throw a few 10-dollar words around, yet dumb enough to endorse Donald Trump -- had sought to outrun new anti-hate-speech policies of forums like Facebook and Twitter.