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Jan 11, 2016



To the sins of Malcolm Turnbull can now be added his decisive demolition of the Christmas-New Year armistice. There are few set-pieces in Australain life, but this was one of them: we all slow down a little coming into the third week of December, Christmas is got through, and then there are three weeks (ideally, a month) of not much at all, politically or otherwise. Australia Day always seemed conveniently placed: a bludge day at the end of a bludge month, before the horror recommences. I’ve always believed that if a revolution and vicious civil war engulfed Australia in December, it would pause for the summer fortnight while everyone went for 10 days of boogie-boarding on the Central Coast or Rosebud.

The Christmas-New Year truce has been honoured in the breach before, but this time it was really smashed, with the resignation of Jamie Briggs, the long-overdue sloughing of Brough, and the release of the much-ballyhooed trade union royal commission (TURC) report. Everyone was still hungover, but we were right back into it. Feckin’ rich men, never take a holiday.

Of course the TURC release was totally hands-off, nothing to do with government, objective processes of law, etc, etc. Of course. More of that in a mo’, but the removal of Briggs was clearly a sign that the civil war engulfing the Liberal Party, far from ceasing, wasn’t even pausing. Briggs’ actions clearly constituted employee sexual harassment, and were deserving of reprimand and censure, but unless there’s some other part to them we don’t know about it, removal from the ministry is a ridiculous overreaction and has little to do with the event itself.

That’s the genius of the Liberal Party. They talk about freedom and being un-PC, but when they need a political weapon they resort to the tactics of a university student union. John Brogden, a decent leader, was removed in NSW on the strength of a late-night bad taste joke — but only because the Christian right of the party wanted him out. The de-Briggsing has elements of that — witness Eric Abetz’s Christmas message: this, uh, would, uh, be a, uh, good, uh, opporttttttttunity, uh, to put, uh, Tony Abbott back in the, uh, uh, ministry. Uh.

So, yes, Malcolm is far from wholly to blame for this breach of the ceasefire. Sloughing Brough was like the scene at the end of Casino, where Joe Pesci finally gets beaten half to death with a shovel, and then buried alive. “Gosh, that was a long time coming,” you think. “But it was worth it in the end.” As m’colleague Jeff Sparrow noted, Ashby-gate was the least of Brough’s sins, and the double execution was a measure of the degree to which scandal and minor infraction (though Ashby-gate was less minor than Briggs-gate, by a long way) is taking over politics. And with the Chris Gayle thing and Dutton-gate — where he sent a nasty text message about journalist Sam Maiden to Sam Maiden — we seem to be caught in the swirling tides of meta-commentary worse than most cultures.

Yes, I know it’s silly season. That tradition survives, thank god. Although one might say that one effect of the rise of social media is the, erm, silly seasoning of year-round news. But there is surely a limit to how silly it gets. Gayle’s thing was out of line, was quite rightly criticised. Then he was fined, and then the discourse around it became more or less racist, a touch of the Mandingo effect, scary black men with their jungle etceteras. Dutton’s pig-dumb sending of a narky SMS to the subject of the narkiness prompted a demonstration for his sacking. Do we really want speech acts to be policed by non-speech acts — by fining, sacking, etc — in this manner? Does that serve any good, except to make a society so repressive on the surface that breaching its codes then becomes an act of self-assertion, and the whole cycle begins again?

That sort of thing can be used for short-term political gain, a la Briggs-gate, in intra-party struggles, but it has a lot of potential for blowback — to the point where a whole party, then a polity, then a culture, is running itself by debating such infractions, while the bigger questions go undebated. All these “-gates” appeared to coincide with news that China was really further on the slide than we thought, with some major consequences. That’s when the holiday armistice did take over. We were all simply too hot and hungover to start to thinking about that — it’s difficult. Protocols of post-match interviews or workplace relations limits in a bar — everyone’s got an opinion on that.

So it was inevitable that landing the TURC report at this time was going to cause it to slip beneath the salty waves. Whatever damage it was going to do to the ALP has been done in the reporting of the hearings themselves — and the impact was fatally undermined by Justice Dyson Heydon’s acceptance of a Liberal Party fundraiser invite, and then by his judicial slow-strip consideration of whether to sack himself or not. Fans of the old English nonsense writer Beachcomber (“Mr Justice Cocklecarrot ruled today on the matter of the Filthistan trio.” Look it up. It’s a treat) had a nostalgic moment as the days went by. Judicial self-review became a sot of performance art. It’s a measure of how crazy the Abbott era was that this passage didn’t seem weird at all.

The TURC findings may still provide some ammo against Opposition Leader Bill Shorten — although how many bullets does mercy-killing really require? — but it’s unlikely. People don’t need a royal commission to tell them that the National Union of Workers is an elite, unresponsive members’ club geared to the needs of a student politics push. They simply need to be rank-and-file members of the NUW. Or the AWU. Or the SDA.

The Liberals have a genuine blindspot about how people relate to unions, because they see the organisations as basically illegitimate. So they think workers will judge them harshly. But given that the whole country is ruled like a banana republic — witness James Packer’s appearance in the news as an object of wonder and fear, but never as a lucky sperm — most people simply assume themselves to be ruled, and get on with it. The beach is the beach, the sun, the sun. One of the purposes of a holiday is to forget the nature of power for a while, and how much you don’t have. Malcolm, loathed by his own party, still has broad public support. He’ll lose it if he makes us think about Ja’mie Briggs on January 2 again. Now, back to the lilo (by which I mean translating the works of the well-known Azerbaijan poet. How are you spending summer?)


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16 thoughts on “Rundle: how Turnbull stole Christmas

  1. Norman Hanscombe

    Guy, when you have to fall back on waffling on about to “the sins of Malcolm Turnbull can now be added his decisive demolition of the Christmas-New Year armistice”, you’re becoming desperate, aren’t you.

  2. klewso

    It’s not Jamie “Patterson-Briggs” is it …?

  3. ken svay

    Briggs should have been sacked for stupidity and a lack of research skills. If he wanted a really good time instead of flirting with that woman he should have gone to the bars in Kowloon and found himself a Brazilian or Venezualan. But that may have required him to fork out for a short time room out of his own pocket. And we know that our politicians never pay for their own hotel rooms.

  4. bushby jane

    Surely Briggs worst sin has been his breeches of confidentiality by sending the photo of the woman complainant to a few of his colleagues, and also to a journalist. Hope this is followed up by the public service.
    Chris gayle’s thing seemed trivial to me, basically the media beat up trying to defend one of their own. Funny article in Sunday’s Age re this.

  5. bushby jane

    Sorry, spelling mistake one of iPad correction not mine.

  6. klewso

    Jane, agreed. I could have taken “Gayle Farce” more seriously if the media was up in arms over the way certain women, of a certain uniform stereotype, are used in the media – to help “push chicken”?
    Where are ‘ordinary’ women, Sisters?

  7. AR

    JaneB – I preferred ‘breeches’. It is almost as spellcheck is assuming itself the ghost in the machine.
    And likes puns.
    Talcum faces so many problems which are mutually antagonistic that he is well advised to let them fight&fuk – about,up etc.
    He will come striding through the smoke, laden with mirrors and promise.
    Nothing specific, just promise.

  8. zut alors

    ‘… Ja’mie Briggs…’ Most amusing. But one complaint, Guy: Erica Betz is not usually that articulate.

    Re the Chris Gayle matter: if Sam Newman had propositioned a female journo there would not have been even a single line mention in the media.

  9. AR

    zut – though it had his cadences, esp the gasping goldfish.

  10. Dogs breakfast

    @ bushby jane. Thanks for that, from a woman’s perspective. I thought the Gayle thing wildly overblown, although gauche. Perhaps the great sin was that she was in the media.

    The Briggs thing was different, it was a case of unequal power between the male and female. THAT is a problem, as women should not have to take that from a boss. That’s the way it is, it’s too hard to unpick what is reasonable and what is not, and who said what and when, so the rule is, just don’t do it.

    But the photograph leak, that was just pure bastardry, and should see an AFP investigation, which it won’t.

  11. AussieAchmed

    The appointment of Brough brings into question Turnbull’s judgement.
    The mess that Brough made of Aboriginal Affairs as a Minister under Howard has to be one of the most despicable actions of any Minister in history

  12. Carbon Footprint

    Actually, the best thing about the break was that it allowed Tanya Plibersek to strut her stuff. Her response to the Briggs stuff was excellent (I hope this woman’s anonymity is protection- well it wasn’t) and she did a good job at having a go at the Libs once they starting back pedalling on penalty rates. Shorten picked a crappy time to go on holiday.

  13. JayDee

    Ashbygate was ‘less minor’ and the least of Broughs’s sins. Let’s run that again. Brough procuring the diary of the Speaker of the House, through a public servant, in order to destabilise and bring down the minority and democratically elected govt. So minor that it is under investigation by the AFP, indeed.

  14. Norman Hanscombe

    JayDee, before you play in the big people’s garden you really should learn more about the relevant facts. The Speaker you mention has been discredited beyond redemption, and it should be noted that what came out about him later was well known when for political purposes we ignored his known past and gave him the plumb job of Speaker.
    Brough gave the sort of advice which should be given to any junior employee of Parliament who approaches you for help. I accept YOU may not have shown similar duty of care, but that’s between you and your conscience.
    As for “democratically elected, come back on that issue after you master the more basic elements of your positions.
    All of Post #14’ s have been run on Crikey threads previously, but presumably you’re a recent arrival here?

  15. William Pemberton

    This country is in deep strife, and all we get is overpaid useless and inept Government on both sides trying to run this country deeper into crisis.
    We have a dollar that is sinking lower than a anchor in a ocean of despair, we will have foreigners buying properties that our kids cannot afford, we manufacture nothing here and household goods have to be imported.

    This country is in turmoil and the pigs with there snouts in the trough are quibbling over minor issues. It is getting out of hand and the country is suffering.

    A pensioner gets a modest pay increase and the politicians are saying to spend up, whilst they get pay and superannuation increases that can only create a bigger hole in a budget that is already in the red.

  16. Norman Hanscombe

    William Pemberton, that you argue “Government on both sides trying to run this country deeper into crisis” is curious, unless [and this does seem confirmed by your confusion re the two variations in English for the definite article, and the wrong “there”] you didn’t intend to say it was deliberate.
    This at least helps explain your bizarre suggestion that Politicians’ pay and superannuation benefits play significant roles in the size of the Nation’s budget deficits, property prices or manufacturing industry closures.


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