And today, it is all felicitation to Malcolm Turnbull and the crack campaign team that came up with the “advocacy not slogans” slogan that was sufficient to win a party room. Tan, lean and more expensively groomed than any non-French statesman has any business being, the new Prime Minister will spend the next several days celebrating in the only way he knows how. Which is pompously Mal-splaining his “consultative” vision for the future at day-long press conferences and getting really cross when focus groups return the request to “please stop sounding so fancy” and “lose the Windsor knot”.
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