Keane: what does Shorten stand for? One year on it’s still unclear. Abbott scrubs French nukes from official press transcript. You’ll never guess who turned up to the Fairfax Christmas party. J-school academics confront the Oz over that “exclusive”. Razer: ABC cuts call for a political defence. Would a train to Melbourne Airport be worth it? Cabcharge’s full-frontal assault on Uber. And premier material: we ask style gurus to assess the Vic leaders (ladies like Dan’s dimples, apparently).