Let’s try a thought experiment: imagine the Rudd government had, within a few short months of being elected, fallen significantly behind Brendan Nelson’s opposition in the polls; imagine that it had produced a budget universally panned as unfair, one that it struggled to get through the Senate, that Cabinet was leaking like a sieve without any wire mesh, that treasurer Wayne Swan had made repeated gaffes and been forced to apologise and was widely regarded as a growing liability, that corruption in the NSW Labor Party had forced a Labor minister to stand aside within months of being sworn in, that Kevin Rudd had consistently negative personal ratings and at times fell behind Nelson as preferred PM, that Rudd was so unpopular, state Labor leaders preferred he kept away from them during their election campaigns, that Labor had announced it was doubling the budget deficit, and if it was reliant on a political freak show of independent and minor party senators to secure passage of its bills.
And imagine if the Rudd government had resorted to national security in an effort to take the focus off its domestic woes, and it had failed to restore its fortunes, leaving it still trailing the Coalition?
Now imagine how all that would have been reported — and not just by the Coalition cheerleaders at News Corp, but by the entire media? You wouldn’t have been able to click on a news website without seeing “debacle”, “crisis”, “fiasco” and “Whitlamesque” in every political story.
It’s true that in some areas, Labor gets the benefit of the doubt from the media — for example, journalists are hyper-sensitive to any statement from Tony Abbott regarding gender issues, in a way that they aren’t for Labor or other figures — witness the relatively mild criticism Clive Palmer drew for his personal smear of Peta Credlin, versus the likely reaction if Abbott had said something similar about an opponent’s childlessness. But it’s impossible to imagine that, if Labor were in a similar position a little over a year into its first term to what the Coalition is in now, the media atmosphere would not be far more febrile.
And it would be more febrile still if a minor party and key swing-vote senator had gone rogue and declared she wouldn’t pass any government legislation unless her demands were met, as Tasmanian PUP Senator Jacqui Lambie threatened today (imagine if she’d been a Greens senator!). “Labor hostage to rogue senator,” the headlines would have screamed. Lambie has, right from her election, looked the most likely PUP candidate to go off the reservation — indeed, the PUP is now marked more by people leaving its ranks than joining them, as Clive Palmer’s electoral popularity begins to slide. Now she threatens the government’s legislative agenda just when it has worked out a way to deal with Palmer himself.
This week continued the run of bad news for the government. Someone in cabinet leaked not once but twice — first on Monday to Phil Coorey on how Joe Hockey and Andrew Robb had (correctly) argued in favour of joining the Chinese-led development bank, only to be headed off by Abbott and Bishop — and then to Dennis Shanahan on Abbott telling his ministers to get their act together and stop jockeying (geddit?) for position. Despite the government going full kitchen sink on national security, Newspoll showed a worsening in its position — indeed the result was so bad it was consigned to page 2 of The Australian. Hockey produced another trademark howler, on tertiary education. The issue of jailing journalists over revealing Special Intelligence Operations continues to dog the government.
As has been the usual case this year, international matters will be a welcome distraction for the government, with APEC in Beijing next week, followed by the G20 meetings in Fortress Brisbane, allowing Abbott to mingle with world leaders and keep the focus off his government’s domestic woes — although hopefully without discussions straying onto climate change. Even then, however, Abbott has made life unnecessarily difficult for himself with his “shirt-front” rhetoric about Vladimir Putin, which voters thoroughly enjoyed but which requires some form of follow-through beyond a post-meeting “we had a robust exchange of views”. What are the odds Abbott seeks to manufacture a Lathamesque handshake with the Russian kleptocrat in front of the cameras?
Then again, Kevin Rudd’s and Julia Gillard’s international performances were subjected to similar microscopic examination by the media, with every stumble, literal or otherwise, endlessly analysed. Let’s see if Abbott’s performance over the next 10 days gets similar scrutiny.


52 thoughts on “‘Ditch toxic Tony!’ — and other headlines you’ll never read”
graybul
November 7, 2014 at 2:51 pmTamas, Assume tongue in cheek . . deeply concerned attention may wander and tongue block airway!
Steve777
November 7, 2014 at 2:58 pmRe Tamas Calderwood @1
– stopped the boats – a third order issue, important because the Coalition fostered moral panic over the issue and endlessly dogwhistled
– gotton rid of the Carbon and mining taxes – retrograde steps, throwing away billions in revenue. And where’s my $550?
– trying to get the budget under control? You’ve got to be joking. See previous point, plus leaving unsustainable super tax concessions untouched, leaving RBT rorts like novated leases untouched, paying polluters not to pollute, parental leave for millionaires. Super tax concessions now cost more than simply paying everyone old enough the age pension.
– big infrastructure developments? Well, we’ll see.
– Tony Abbott classy? Well maybe compared to Sir Les Patterson.
max
November 7, 2014 at 3:00 pmThe deficit is a result of the Global Financial Crisis in 2008 just after Howard left office. Rudd adopted a stimulus program to keep our economy out of recession while the rest of the western world stalled and went backwards.
Today, Tony Abbott is deficit spending on extraordinarily expensive offshore processing, 80 billion or so on unproven second tier Joint Strike Fighters, the paid parental leave scheme that reverses means based government spending by giving the already wealthy a 5 digit handout that only gets larger the more you earn.
His aggressive rhetoric towards Russia has cost our dairy industry a few hundred million dollars because now Putin doesn’t want to trade with us. Direct Action is a handout to polluters as opposed to a pricing mechanism on carbon emmissions, it can only spend rather than generate revenue.
His moves to cut spending have come from health, education and pensions, areas prior to the election he said he would not cut from.
Honest Johnny
November 7, 2014 at 3:04 pmPhew! Here I was starting to worry that Tamas was a Crikey reader who prefered the crap thrown by the Murdochians, that we might have to perform some type of ‘intervention’. It was just tongue in cheek after all. If he had mentioned “cash for clunkers”, “pink batts”, and “school halls” I’d have really worried.
Iskandar
November 7, 2014 at 3:05 pmOh Tamas. You’re always good for a laugh. But seriously, do you really think “stopping the boats” has solved the international refugee crisis? All this government’s cruel and hideously expensive policy achieved is to briefly dam up the trickle which eventually will build up pressure and burst into a flood, probably during the next Labor government.
Regarding Tony Abbott, it used to be debated whether the worst-ever PM was Billy Hughes or John Howard. There is clearly now a third candidate. Perhaps it’s time for Julie Bishop to step up to the plate. If nothing else Mr Putin might actually enjoy being shirt-fronted by her, as long as she does it slowwwwllllyyyy!
Honest Johnny
November 7, 2014 at 3:09 pmOn a serious note, is it the journalists, or is it the editors who do the bidding of their masters? I’m assuming its the editors. That being the case, the question in my mind is why would any self-respecting journalist ever want to work under those conditions – being told what they can and can’t say? Are they not self-respecting?
Bob's Uncle
November 7, 2014 at 3:11 pmThe last deficit under Labor was a touch under $18billion.
What will it be this year?
Delerious
November 7, 2014 at 3:11 pmOh! I’m actually going to disagree with you Bernard. I think people were so repulsive against Gillard that they are in shock that they voted for something worse when it comes to running the country.
Yes, true we are talking media but as much as I like to say News Corp drives media, in reality biggest reaction tends to, and people are still trying to work out how to react.
BSA Bob
November 7, 2014 at 3:36 pmResult “so bad it was consigned to page 2 of The Australian”. Dark times indeed for Abbott.
MJPC
November 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm[email protected]
Thank you for the report from LNP HQ.
The UN comes out with a critical report that carbon change is a reality and the world is on a one way trip to major climate disaster unless non-carbon generating energy sources are fast tracked;
Carbon Tony’s solution; get rid of the carbon tax (and the money this would generate for alternate energy); push the case for ‘pie in the sky’ “clean” coal technology and introduce an environmental to pay polluters to stop polluting. You better hope that India and China don’t radically change their energy sources (which could be likely) then CT will end up with pie in the face (but he will be out before that happens, best let the disaster be sorted by someone else).