Five national security lies you were told yesterday. “The border is not a line on the map”: Immigration Department aces newspeak. Margaret Simons joins the ABC debate. Rundle: what the black middle class think of Obama. We ask whistleblowers: would you do it today? The truth about Jedi mind tricks. Keane: why data retention is really war on the internet. Vic Libs in identity crisis. Mayne: chairmen asleep at the wheel. And no, you can’t take coffee into Parliament — but smack is A-OK.