Tips and rumours

Jun 26, 2014

Tips and rumours

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From the Crikey grapevine, the latest tips and rumours …

Hasta la vista, baby. As question time increasingly becomes one of those animatronic displays where life-like but robotic figures endlessly rehearse the same statements, thank goodness for Agriculture Minister Barnaby “Red” Joyce. Yesterday he gave an answer that started off being about the dairy industry but then veered into a different kind of robotic territory. Minus interruptions from the opposition, Speaker Bronwyn Bishop and his colleagues, it went:

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3 thoughts on “Tips and rumours

  1. zut alors

    Watts’ instagram is a beauty. But, in the interests of accuracy, Cruella de Vil’s shoe is a sharp pointed stiletto.

  2. AR

    I’m really worried that she is turning into a Dalek in drag with the stentorian “resume your seat! resume your SEAT! RESUME your… ” that threatens to shatter my delicate Waterford crystal collection.

  3. TheFamousEccles

    Does anyone know what Bananaby was banging on about? I am certain that he doesn’t, but there may accidentally be some subtext to this taxpayer-funded vague-out?

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