Jun 25, 2014

Rundle: Brooks sheds the devil’s mark, does Australia beckon?

Andy Coulson has been found guilty of phone hacking, but redhead editrix Rebekah Brooks has got off scott-free. Where will she be heading next? Crikey's writer-at-large speculates she could be Australia-bound.

Guy Rundle — Correspondent-at-large

Guy Rundle


The redhead striding out of court in that weird Puritan costume of hers … who is she meant to be? Joan of Arc? Pocahontas? God knows. She said nothing, stepped into a waiting car. In court she’d sobbed when the verdict was read out. Rebekah Brooks, not guilty on all counts, conspiracy in phone hacking, perverting the course of justice … Her PA and security honcho were also off the hook. Less lucky was Andy Coulson, her former underling, lover, lover underling, tabloid editor and adviser to David Cameron, guilty of conspiracy in phone hacking. He reportedly sighed when the verdict was read out.

Yes, the verdicts of the hacking trial have come out, with most of the accused — Brooks’ shire’s-idiot husband, Charlie Brooks, as well– slipping the noose. The verdict was unanimous by the 11-person jury, although a majority verdict would have swung it as well. To say it was a surprise would be an understatement — for nearly eight months the trial had unfolded a process of systemic illegal phone hacking over years at the “red top” Murdoch tabloids, The Sun and the News of the World, had shown how it was embedded deep in the daily process of the papers, both of which Brooks had edited during the period. Added to it was a comical, farcical process when the Brookses, and staff, given courteous warning of a raid by the plod they’d been paying off for years, appeared to ditch a whole lot of office files, as well as Charlie’s mobile porn stash and unfinished novel.

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30 thoughts on “Rundle: Brooks sheds the devil’s mark, does Australia beckon?

  1. DiddyWrote

    Brooks openly admitted to paying policemen and women in return for information. She made this brazen statement whilst being recorded in front of a parliamentary committee. How could the prosecution fail to nail her on that charge at least.

    It’s been messy for News but it appears they did enough to avoid the damage getting as far as the Murdoch clan. So it’s back to business as usual with our politicians, police and judiciary all firmly in Rupert’s pocket.

  2. Andybob

    What a wonderful insulator she makes. There must be a place for her elsewhere in Rupertworld.

  3. zut alors

    ‘My god, what an awful bunch of people. Even the crowd in the bar seemed to think that, and most of them were organ traffickers.’

    Thanks, Guy. There’s not much to give us a laugh here in Queensland so that wonderful nugget has come to the rescue.

    Brooks heading south? Surely a surfeit of dodgy characters & crims has already been shipped to The Colonies. Give us a break.

  4. klewso

    “I know nuthink!”?
    So, why not send her here to run “Murdoch World” – she’d double their present aggregated IQ? She could get a job like Arfur Sinodinos – opening doors?
    With that $25 million (Australian) pay-out – to be as thick as a two planks?

  5. Dogs breakfast

    How can that be!

    Maybe we are in no position to judge. Certainly a lot of the Obeid family seem to have not the slightest worry about being prosecuted for corruption.

    Up is down, black is white, night is day and I’m ok.

  6. AR

    …?…” & “… ! …”, with a side of order of WTF!

  7. Red Bob

    The sooner they make “being a fcuk wit” a crime, the better.

  8. CML

    Sounds like an awful lot of money changed hands to get that kind of verdict. How can you be innocent of a crime you have already confessed to (see @ DiddyWrote #1 above)?
    Maybe someone should start investigating the jury! Unless there were more than the “couple of possible nongs”, Guy?
    Bloody outrageous!!

  9. AR

    but… but… then the majority of MP’s would be guilty.

  10. katas

    Strange that such well paid person as Ms Brooks,in her position was so ignorant of huge amounts of money being paid for information and the actual stories published under her watch. Perhaps she is not as sharp as she and her employer think. A world minus the Murdochs,Packers,Singletons and their righteous know all cronies would be a far ,far better place

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