"Bodies of 800 children, long-dead, found in septic tank at former Irish home for unwed mothers" was the headline in The Sydney Morning Herald. "Almost 800 'forgotten' Irish children dumped in septic tank mass grave at Catholic home," said the ABC. "796 Irish orphans in a septic tank tomb," pronounced The Australian. The problem? There is little evidence that there are any bodies in that infamous septic tank at all.