May 23, 2014

Are we under threat from an army of the disabled? Not quite

Despite the Daily Telegraph's hyper-ventilation over disability support pension recipients, the most important number is trending downward. Economist Tom Westland reports.

There is a mendicant underclass in Australia, and I’m sure you know exactly the sort of person I mean. This particular species of moocher demands generous subventions from the taxpayer in order to underwrite a life of easy pleasures, all the while refusing to work a day in return. The worst part is how many of them there are. Over the past decade, their ranks grew by nearly 25%. Their numbers are at a record high.

I’m talking, you understand, about babies. Did you know that there are 119,196 more of these odorous little cadgers than there were a decade ago?

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10 thoughts on “Are we under threat from an army of the disabled? Not quite

  1. form1planet

    Gold! I have not laughed so hard at a chart since, OK, since yesterday when PollBludger had to adjust his y-axis. Perfect takedown of an utterly ludicrous piece of tabloid fearmongering.

    I’m confused though – are we thanking Tom Westland or Bernard Keane for this wee gem? Both are credited at the top.

  2. Myriam Robin

    It’s a Tom Westland masterpiece – we’re fixing it now.

  3. Matt Hardin

    The graph even has a Y axis that would tend to exaggerate any change. You are right, absolute gold!

  4. Rob Watts

    good article. the war analogy was worth a cartoon. (ww2 was it). maybe a disabled drone pilot overflying democratic afgani limb lost poppy farmers exporting heroin to pain filled aussies under the trans asia freetrade nod and wink. or tony and murdoch are working in a sheltared worshop making plastic pallets wondering aloud whether the aussie prison industries or the chinese or robots will undercut their sub minimum wage

  5. The Pav

    Surely there is a cause of action under the TPA for false and misleading conduct as the DT falsely claims to be a news paper.

    Anybody who buys it under that misapprehension has been defrauded

  6. seriously?

    The Pav – the judge would have you committed if you put that claim up for thinking the DT (or any other piece of News Limited muck) is a newspaper. It would be like saying you believed icanhascheezburger was a newspaper too.

  7. The Pav


    I’m not he one claiming the DT is a NEWSpaper….That’s their fraudulent claim

  8. fractious

    Wot form1planet sed – a spot-on demolition of an entirely invented crisis (now where have I come across one of those recently?). And made all the more readable thanks to a delightful, dryly sarcastic delivery – more please.

  9. StefanL

    How about using the same time scales :
    roughly 12,000 new babies per year and 6,600 new disability pensioners per year.
    If that continues long enough then the proportion of the working age population on the DSP will rise significantly.

  10. Brendan

    No, Stefan. Over 300,000 babies are born in Australia per year and that figure increases steadily from year to year. The number of DSP entrants per year varies wildly, from around 20,000 in 2011, to 9000 in 2012, to negative 5000 in 2013. But the only relevant figure is the number of working age Australians to DSP recipients, as outlined by Tom.

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