Crikey Says

May 21, 2014

Crikey says: revolting students and brilliant Pyne

Political porkies: how do Tony Abbott's rate in history? And Jane Caro's take. Why consumer confidence has crashed. More spin on Operation Sovereign Borders. Thailand under martial law: Crikey's on the streets. Indonesia's own Joe Biden. Plus why axing the Australia Network makes no sense -- and the staff who are nervous about what it means.

We present, without comment, an interview this morning between hard-hitting radio truth-seeker Alan Jones and Education Minister and "very good communicator" Christopher Pyne. We've removed Pyne's responses because, really, they're not necessary ...
ALAN JONES: Into all of this steps Christopher Pyne, the quite brilliant advocate for the government, the Education Minister who had to, for the last week, endure the allegation that his government, the Abbott government -- and he's the leader of the House -- is ripping $80 billion out of health and education. He's on the line with more serious things to deal with. Christopher Pyne from Melbourne, good morning. CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: People are asking today what circumstance would prevent you and Prime Minister Abbott from cancelling a visit to Deakin University in Geelong because of security concerns. CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: So the Leader of the Government in the House and the Prime Minister yield to these thugs. CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: But doesn't the prime minister of Australia then say, well, I'm sorry it's not good enough. You, the Federal Police, put whatever reinforcements are needed to guarantee the safety of these people, and if it means carting these thugs away and locking them up, well, cart them away and lock them up, but we can't send this signal to the world that a prime minister and a senior minister are going to be intimidated by thugs. CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: I find that astonishing, but it's a funny world we live in and a very sad world if it's come to this. CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: This will embolden these people. They'll be able to stop Hockey and anyone, Julie Bishop, go anywhere. They say, hang on, there's a few innocent people on the sidelines might be hurt. They'll say let's go, we've knocked off Abbott, we've knocked off Pyne, now we take them one by one right across Australia. When does someone say this is not the way it happens? CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: Well, I trust you'll remind them that there are unpaid fees owed to the taxpayer in excess of $30 billion of HECS fees aren't paid. The poor taxpayer who's rolled up his sleeves and gone to work and hasn't got time to protest is funding these people. CHRISTOPHER PYNE: ... ALAN JONES: Good on you, good comment.

Free Trial

You've hit members-only content.

Sign up for a FREE 21-day trial to keep reading and get the best of Crikey straight to your inbox

By starting a free trial, you agree to accept Crikey’s terms and conditions


Leave a comment

17 thoughts on “Crikey says: revolting students and brilliant Pyne

  1. paddy

    LOL Glorious. Well done Crikey.

  2. Mark Duffett

    Yes, very droll, but it all goes to show just how counterproductive shouting student jeer squads getting themselves on the news for jostling eminent antagonists actually are.

  3. Yclept

    Strange how it still makes perfect sense without the “grub”!

  4. Lionel Love

    … and these guys claim that the ABC is biased. It would be laughable if it wasn’t so very pathetic.

  5. klewso

    “Polly, what a cracka!”

  6. klewso

    But “Ditch the Bitch” was all Right?

  7. AR

    This is a standard Jones session, of which Abbott is the exemplar. All that is required is the occasional murmur of assent without interrupting the flow.
    Contrast this with Hately’s Monday love-in with Morriscum – Rat doesn’t need to urge Scrott to greater bathos – he manages to plumb unknown depths all by hisself.

  8. leon knight

    Brilliant Crikey – can we have some Bolt, Hadley, Akerman and Devine to go with that…..
    Lowbrow protests should not be necessary in this day and age, but they jolly well still are.

  9. Pedantic, Balwyn

    I’m surprised that no one congratulated Alan Jones on his very smart deflection of attention from a budget that adversely and unfairly impacted most of his listeners to something they could collectively hate smart, young people.
    Yes the old queen has served his masters well as usual.

  10. Electric Lardyland

    Yes, Klewso, also alright were the Cronulla Australia Day riots and the alleged People’s Revolt.
    And it is also now such a predictable tactic of the more obnoxious and vociferous elements of the modern Right, that as soon as there’s some sort of reaction to their arrogant, bullying and aggressive actions, they immediately and frenetically rush to claim victim status for themselves.

Share this article with a friend

Just fill out the fields below and we'll send your friend a link to this article along with a message from you.

Your details

Your friend's details