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The three hundred and twenty four spin doctors employed to help the Monster for “empty rhetoric and uninhibited brutality”, have been strangely silent. Up until the leaked email today. Apparently they are personally schooling immigration staff in the dark art of “the truth” and how to answer the phone and any written communication.
Hullo? Sorry; wrong number.
Dear concerned,
don’t be.
Signed the Monster.
PS this letter contains some cement;mix it with water and harden the eff up.
It’s not all Rumpoll’s fault – he is a lawyer.
FD seems to have more perspective on this than most of the rest of the Crikey stable.
In return for this lovely cartoon FD, we dogonaughts, who are totally powerless, salute you.
(We are also going to send you on a long and perilous journey to Tasmania, as a punishment for mocking Mrs Mrs Slocombe.)
Thank You for adding to the pointlessness in an amusing way, FD. I am dedicating my lunch soup eating to you.