FIRST DOG ON THE MOON
Mar 7, 2014
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I wasn’t aware of the National Spider nomination for Atrax robustus. I suspect that Peta corrected it to Latrodectus hasseltii while she was on the phone to Fiona Nash.
‘Not So Great Barrier Reef’, a FD classic.
These days I’ve taken to wearing a hair shirt for the duration of Question Time in the House of Reps – it distracts from the pain in my head and heart.
zut: I’ve heard that Cory Bernardi does the same thing, though for very different reasons.
Well the knuckle dragging “enema with ears” is definitely working. He has given everyone the $hits and he just keeps on giving; like a “magic laxative”.
Hope they don’t canonise the funnel web though. What am I going to spray with silver frost and drop in the toll booth operators hands then?
There weren’t any fire-cows in those areas of Victoria burnt out over the last few years?
I liked Toady giving that speech in front of that “UNWOMEN” banner on TV this morning – it reminded me of that “Ditch the Bitch” speech he gave at that little rave-up thrown by Alan Jones last year on the lawn in Canberra, when he took the rest of his Lower 4F on that excursion, in front of those banners?
And then yesterday there he was on 2GB (was that on Alan’s show too?) coming out in support of Kenny vs The Chaser? Because of such “ABC waste of government money defending the indefensible”?
If only The ABC and The Chaser confined itself to off-setting expenses in it’s own “Poli-pedal” and book promos – that would have been all Right?
Toady’s environmental credentials – shouldn’t that be “tricks and cheese”?
Swap your hair shirt for a hemp vest Zut
With an upcoming trip to Tasmania, I’ll bet the FDOTM Institute is planning to launch a major marketing campaign in the near future.
I’m just a soldier in petticoats
A dauntless crusader for woman’s votes
Though I adore folks individually
You’d agree that as a group they’re rather stupid!
Cast off the shackles of yesterday!
Unlock the parks, let the cattle stray !
My daughters’ daughters will adore us
And they’ll sign in grateful chorus
“Well done, Brother Suffragette!”
Oh praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
You’ve done it yet again Brother Suffragette Andybob.