Mar 6, 2014

Then get this, I actually said “Loggers are the ultimate conservationists!” ahahahahahahah

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28 thoughts on “Then get this, I actually said “Loggers are the ultimate conservationists!” ahahahahahahah

  1. rhwombat

    I resemble Bucket Boy’s last comment.
    The most disturbing thing is that this is reporting, not satire.

  2. Interrobanging On

    Missing panel: “If god had wanted us to like trees, he wouldn’t have invented chainsaws and boofy Tasmanian rednecks”

  3. zut alors

    Are you sure Toady didn’t say “Loggers are the ultimate conversationalists”?

    Despite not being a dog he’s mastered the art of pi$$ing on trees.

    The National Party motto is a zinger. Neat work, Firsty.

  4. paddy

    Although I had to get out the magnifying glass to read pinhead’s bucket in frame two, “Chick Magnet” definitely sums the little Aussie battler up perfectly. (It goes so well with his famous “love rug”.)

  5. drmick

    Did you just lift you leg on the prime ministers foot first dog? Good boy.
    The sooner Father “freak of nature” gets rid of Mother Nature and concretes the bluddy lot, the sooner we can all wait for the tide to come in, and join the Manly ferry as it rounds the 3 sisters and docks at Echo Point.

  6. Moving to Paraguay

    I think Mr Abbott must have been listening to Bruno Latour’s recent lecture to the Danish Academy: “not thinking ahead is probably, when you are an Australian and given what is coming, the most rational thing to do”

  7. ernmalleyscat

    They’re just a bunch of clear fellas who want to flog their logs to whoever will buy. And Tones loves blokes like that.

  8. Dez Paul

    Despite being filled with Toady’s head, the bucket remains empty. Why is it so?

    Superlative effort, FD. Reminds me of the good ol’ days when men were men and trees were nervous…

    Is that “Plants & Stuff” written on the lectern?

  9. klewso

    God gave us a brain – for some people he put it in their head.
    That’s why Toady’s always got wood and his best friend is Peta.

  10. Grumpy Old Sod

    Keep the bucket on him, First Dog, it’s appropriate.

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