Feb 24, 2014
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Judge Judy could sort out Scrott pronto: she’s good at detecting bullsh*t & humbling low life.
Welcome back FD.
You’ve been missed.
But after today’s effort….
I suspect you’ll be getting a visit from those friendly chaps,
ordering you to get in the van.
Anyone seen my sheet – I left it out on the line last night….?
Where have you been? There is a man from the government kicking dogs until they don’t move anymore. He is blaming someone else for it but don’t you go any where near him or his friends.
They are not even using a metaphor these days; they are asking a direct question? it started off as a man kicking a dog. We all looked away and now its dead. We have been warned that they will do it again. They have brought in fresh boots and guns. At least dogs have got the RSPCA to protect them.
Australia is now Manup Island. No place for wimps or women or do gooders. The tough guys are in charge and Tony’s got the conch.
ahahah Manup Island you should tweet that I will retweet and it will make the internet funnier
Lord of the Flies.
emc! Squared! The Island of Dr Moreauson.
Force feed all wimps a cup of cement. That’ll harden em.
Hope the tan was worth it, we’ve been dying through dearth here.
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