God, one swears one won’t train the telescope on Planet Janet Albrechtsen, much less record each elliptical wobble, but this week’s effort is too good.

There are times when your average op-ed columnist has no story, but writes one anyway -- and runs a propaganda line to boot. Planet has a good record in that, usually building up a story about "the elitez" from a couple of bits and bobs. The most recent example starts promisingly. "Here's a story about the cultural divide ..." Settle in.