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Feb 14, 2014

Kim Coindashian? How bitcoin is going the way of the tulip

Defenders of digital currencies seem to believe bitcoin and its ilk will continue to gain value forever. You know who also thought along those lines? Dutch people in 1637.

Stilgherrian — Technology writer and broadcaster

Stilgherrian

Technology writer and broadcaster

Bitcoin has reached an important milestone. The digital currency is renowned, or rather infamous, for its dramatic speculator-driven price surges. Only this week, its value plunged from US$700 to US$540 when a key exchange discovered a software flaw that could allow thieves to withdraw twice the correct amount -- and not that long ago it was up at the US$1200 mark. Well, now bitcoin has been linked to another notorious source of irrational speculation: tulips. Thanks to a start-up flower-seller called BloomNation, you can now buy tulips with bitcoin. We've built the whole thing now, folks. We can all go home. The bitcoin community hates it when the supposedly ever-rising value of their darling digital disruptor is compared with the Dutch tulip mania of 1637, but for those who haven't been drinking the Kool-Aid the parallels are obvious. There's the fact that we're talking about the price of something that has no real value in and of itself -- although that's true of all fiat currencies. There's the almost religious belief that the price will keep on rising. There's the matching claims that any drop in price is just a temporary aberration. There's the wild-eyed enthusiasm of first-time speculators. And now there's the extravagant evolution of varieties and cross-breeds -- an almost Cambrian explosion of digital currencies that's creating a gloriously exploitable dreamscape for speculators and con artists alike. The computer software that supports bitcoin's peer-to-peer transactions is open source, which means that anyone can copy it to create his or her own clone currency -- or tweak it to create something with a slightly different dynamic, depending on your beliefs about monetary theory and inflation versus deflation. As the rather pretty Map of Coins shows, more than 200 of these "altcoins" have evolved since the publication of the original bitcoin paper in 2008, and you can click through to their websites and their program source code.

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13 thoughts on “Kim Coindashian? How bitcoin is going the way of the tulip

  1. Merve

    No money has any real value. What is our money in a bank but a few variations in a magnetic field on round, brown rusty disk.

  2. Stuart Coyle

    Not even a brown rusty disk anymore. Electrons in a transistor in flash memory…

  3. zut alors

    Cash in the hand will always guarantee more mileage. Good luck seeking any favours from a waiter or a porter using bitcoin.

  4. Paddlefoot

    All the hallmarks of a pyramid sell. Remember the Airplane Game ? It’s only value was to identify which of your ‘friends’ were arse-clowns.

  5. AR

    Fiat currency, unfortunately the catch cry of the tinfoil hat brigade, is nonetheless what it is.
    Anyone remember various attempts at LACS? Even gold is only an agreement to lock arms & lie that it has intrinsic value.
    The only true values are skill & empathy, devalued at the moment but… I’m patient.

  6. Ada Vainikainen

    BTW, we want to provide our users with the information in the best way. That is why there is a DOWNLOAD link (bottom-right corner of the mapofcoins.com), clicking that you can download beautyful picture of the site! No need for ugly print screens! Thanks for attention! Enjoy mapofcoins!

  7. supermundane

    Stilgherrian is (pun intended) on the money with regards to Bitcoin and other crypto-currencies that are artificially scarse.

    Bitcoin, like gold or property is a store of value – a way of hedging against inflation. As such it’s a terrible medium of exchange. So-called ‘fiat currencies serve as a medium of exchange and a unit of account but because they’re inherently inflationary, they are poor stores of value. What makes Bitcoin attractive to some people is that it’s not a government issued currency but the reason why it will never be mainstream is precisely that reason.

    A government issued or sovereign currency such as the Australian dollar is potentially limitless and its imprimatur arises from the government’s requirement that we pay our taxes, duties and fees in Australian dollars. We use it because we have to.

  8. Simon

    I cannot actually believe you attached a link to goatse.cx

  9. brian b

    What is lacking here is a distinction between the Bitcoin protocol and the bitcoin currency.

    The protocol is a set of rules for doing things, in this case transferring data / value across a network without having to rely on a third party or institution.

    This has never been achieved before and is a solution to a long standing problem (the Byzantine Generals problem. This is also where the ‘value’ lies as this method can now not be un-invented and it is far, far away from a ponzi scheme, pyramid scheme or Tulip Mania.

    The bitcoin currency on the other hand uses the protocol to transfer value across the internet. It does this will basically no fees and instantaneously. No trust is needed between two (previously) unknown parties because the network verifies the transactions.

    Are there speculators in the currency? Yes, like in the stock market where people invest in new technologies, balancing risk v reward.

    Is it volatile? Yes, because the market is still only small.

    Are there competing alt-coins? Yes, like there are competing soft drinks, stocks. Why? because this is a new industry and people are coming up with new ideas, inventions etc based on what a decentralised system allows.

    Will Bitcoin fail? It is possible, but equally possible that it will become the Internet of Money.

    To re-iterate, the protocol is an invention that will not go away and while the currency may or may not fail, the method can not be un-invented.

  10. Daniel Davids

    Please stop refering to Shiba as “Shibe Inu dogs”. Inu means dog in Japanese… ergo, one instance of the word is redundant… its a bit like saying ATM machine or PIN number and just makes people sound ignorant.

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