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22 thoughts on “F Onthemoon QC for Chief Royal Commissionissioner?

  1. leon knight

    FD – back to your best, good to see.
    But don’t even think of retiring in 2017 – murders and mayhem will surely result.
    We do all understand though, that cartoonist burn-out is a real and present danger under the current government…get therapy and carry on.

  2. zut alors

    Firsty, the good news is that you’ll be ‘liberated’, able to find ‘even better jobs’.

    Just be wary of ending up in a puppy farm as a sex slave.

  3. rhwombat

    Legal support industry workers I can cope with, but lawyers? The concept is more disgusting than a Board of Rupertspawn.

  4. Matthew of Canberra

    Has anyone asked Grace Collier for an opinion yet?

  5. PDGFD1

    Leon – he’s going to tassie to drink whiskey – better by far!

    zut… struggling with my empathy and ethics here… do we not think a (short) stint at puppy farm for FD would be rather good for the rest of Straya? I mean… another generation of cartoobism extraordinario?
    All for one and a few bon*s for all (the hunt begins for suitable bit*ch – shouldn’t have to look too hard).

  6. Andybob

    Singing as a lawyer/cocaine dealer/sex worker:

    Consider yourself at home !
    Consider yourself, one of the family
    We’ve taken to you so strong.
    It’s clear, we’re going to get along.

  7. Dez Paul

    Right, that’s it. I’m joining the legal support industry.

    And, of course, Toady sez the manufacturing job losses will be offset somewhat by new jobs at Coles in Victoria. Going from car making to stacking aisles, how fulfilling. What a twat.

  8. drmick

    I knew it. That dignified silence didn’t last long did it?.

    Sold out for bit of nose candy and the furry magnet. All the other stuff is just a smokescreen. Cigareets & Whisky & Wild Wild Women, they’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane you know?

    Well it will be very very hard to find anything funny by 2017; especially after numb nuts is returned with a bigger majority, control of the senate, and control in every state of the newly minted Australia Pty Ltd Incorporated.

  9. paddy

    Don’t you dare even *think* of ceasing cartoon production in 2017, or any other time in the next 50 yrs FD.
    Otherwise….The dogonaught lounge will HUNT YOU DOWN and hardwire your brain to an iPad.

    As for today’s effort…Give that dog a large whisky and a generous slice of cheese.

  10. Venise Alstergren

    NO, NO, NO FD: Sex workers, fine. Drug dealing, your business. But training as a lawyer, never.

    What does semen and lawyers have in common? It takes half a million of them to make one human being.

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