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First Dog On The Moon
Nov 15, 2013
Day Four of the ROFL Government. Dear Typhoid, you have been dogged today, as per the above artistry – and you will be dogged from this very lounge unto your grave as you deserve no less.
Shark Morrison, the Great White of Cronulla, is looking a bit Scat-erred. The number of stars on his uniform seems to increase every frame – the more shrill he gets, the more stars he gets. Frame 5 makes me sick – how true, FD. This sinister minister makes even the likes of Ruddock and Andrews look like humanitarians.
A masterful twist on the tale, Firsty.
Scat should’ve been more careful what he wished for: he ached for a ministry and he got it. Peter Allen warned about wishing too hard.
What a lovely neat blanket stitch! I wonder if the Minister for Innergirations and Boarder Precariousness would like to join the Nambour Country Women’s Association Sewing Circle. We’re presently making nice little Christmas quilts with inbuilt floaties for those poor kiddies that keep falling off those blessed boats.
If only he would learn to how blanket stitch FD. This mornings mushroom feeding session was even harder to stomach than usual.
BTW. I’m not sure what species Angus is. But in the flesh, he’s actually cross-eyed. (Probably from all that spinning.)
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