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22 thoughts on “The AEC and WA: A flustercuck of unimaginable proportions!

  1. ernmalleyscat

    Eww, pretty serious acne on those vote-counting quolls and nice to see Clive from back in his chestnut mane days.
    I suspect 1375 people read Russell Brand and decided to revolutionise their votes back.

  2. klewso

    Someone’s working on their RSI?

  3. klewso

    Clive wasn’t a rikishi in an earlier life….?

  4. Andybob

    Know it sounds funny
    But I just can’t stand the pain
    Clive’s plight arouses sorrow.
    Seems to me those quolls
    Have done all they can
    You know they’ve begged, stolen
    And ‘borrowed’.

    Ooh, that’s why he’s queasy
    The AEC is on it’s last warning
    You see it’s easy
    The Parliament he’ll be adorning.

  5. Interrobanging On

    That would be a flustercluck from Ariadne when Cliver buttonholes her with his claim that the ballot papers were stolen by yowies paid by the CIA.

  6. Andybob

    Also and completely off topic. Why am I so shocked Chris Pyne doesn’t know who Lou Reed is ? Is he just pretending he doesn’t know in order to give us all the sh-ts, or is our Minister for Education really that pig ignorant ?

  7. drmick

    It is western australia. There was always going to be a problem in a state where they lost the money from a mining boom and are now broke; losing so few votes as they did was quite an achievement. Apparently there are africans who will do the recount for a dollar a month.

  8. zut alors

    To a Queensland resident it’s pretty obvious the 1375 votes were spirited away by the Scorpion bikie gang.

  9. klewso

    (13+7)x5=100 ….. coincidence? I think not!

  10. drmick

    Thats easy Klewso when you only have five fingers on each hand a 5 toes on each foot. You try it with two heads and six fingers and see what you get.

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