Nov 1, 2013
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Eww, pretty serious acne on those vote-counting quolls and nice to see Clive from back in his chestnut mane days.
I suspect 1375 people read Russell Brand and decided to revolutionise their votes back.
Someone’s working on their RSI?
Clive wasn’t a rikishi in an earlier life….?
Know it sounds funny
But I just can’t stand the pain
Clive’s plight arouses sorrow.
Seems to me those quolls
Have done all they can
You know they’ve begged, stolen
Ooh, that’s why he’s queasy
The AEC is on it’s last warning
You see it’s easy
The Parliament he’ll be adorning.
That would be a flustercluck from Ariadne when Cliver buttonholes her with his claim that the ballot papers were stolen by yowies paid by the CIA.
Also and completely off topic. Why am I so shocked Chris Pyne doesn’t know who Lou Reed is ? Is he just pretending he doesn’t know in order to give us all the sh-ts, or is our Minister for Education really that pig ignorant ?
It is western australia. There was always going to be a problem in a state where they lost the money from a mining boom and are now broke; losing so few votes as they did was quite an achievement. Apparently there are africans who will do the recount for a dollar a month.
To a Queensland resident it’s pretty obvious the 1375 votes were spirited away by the Scorpion bikie gang.
(13+7)x5=100 ….. coincidence? I think not!
Thats easy Klewso when you only have five fingers on each hand a 5 toes on each foot. You try it with two heads and six fingers and see what you get.
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