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19 thoughts on ““We have always been at war with Elitistan!”

  1. zut alors

    How did Firsty get his paws on this original draft of the ‘Real Solutions’ pamphlet?

    Bazza from Crazy Barry’s Reel and Creel looks like a prime contender for a Senate seat. Perhaps next time.

  2. paddy

    I *really* hope The Daily Loughnane is available in Elitistan.
    Sounds like a gripping read.

  3. ernmalleyscat

    Muscular Tone’s rallying cry in the culture wars “Bring back the bifidus”

  4. Mike Jones

    Reely and creely true. And the depiction of the First Lady in waiting is awesomely accurate Mr OtM.

    EMC, two puns in one line AND a reversion to your Che revolutionary days. Vinceremos ! Outstanding !

  5. swimming the hellespont

    Just wait until he is a few rounds into bopping the stoats then we’ll see the real Muscular Tone.

  6. klewso

    Is it true Peter Glutton will be erected Minister for Women’s Affairs, after that interview on Lateline, with Craig Emerson?

  7. klewso

    “Something in the Air?” is coming back to the ABC? Just don’t stand down-wind?

  8. Hominoid

    Peta looks like she’s been drink driving….. having to look at that muscle would drive you to drink, too.

    So, men have muscles and women have mussels!?!?! D’oh.

  9. klewso

    And Cousin Jethro? The new Minister for Fine Ants?

  10. drmick

    Must re-read 1984 and citizen kane; Ministry for truth? Conscription? 6 year olds going down the mine? I bet he petitions the pope to bring back no meat on fridays & fasting on Sundays. What odds the asylum kiddies get sent to “not for profit” boarding schools run by the men in black? Hullo Sailor.

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