Sep 9, 2013
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Is Maisie Christopher’s half sister?
The Abbott government has clearly been given a mandate… for poodles.
Bonjour Doggonaux. Je vais a la consulate Francaise pour applyer pour l’asylum depuis le terroir australien que commencerais dans un minute ou deux.
Haha, Cream Spoodle. This running dog of the Hated Abbotista Regime is on the list for re-education.
Outrageous FD! I’ve already contacted the ACCC to complain.
Gourmet Chunks with Gravy contains absolutely *no* Skippy whatsoever.
It’s 100% Bandicoot and proud of it.
It’s Your ABC for dinner in a convenient tin!
EMC, some valuable counterintelligence: the spoodle is the force behind this outfit. Toady once declared his entire household, including the dog, is female and admitted he’s last in the pecking order.
Ergo he’s subservient to the spoodle’s agenda, political and otherwise.
MJ Vous will faire tres bien avec votre parfait Francaise! Mais peut etre, un lecon ou deux avec Zut Alors..
Well, if you think I’m going to change my name to something stupid like, uh, drovers dog, you’ve another think coming.
Cats plan …
Tony & the spoodle with a mo, licking their privates contentedly after a meal while eyeing off the other good sorts at the table makes for a scary picture, and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.
Jasper’s play for Bob Carr’s Senate seat seems to turn on who secures the top left corner of the ALP internal phone directory, thus ensuring they are called first. Jasper’s paw marks are all over a document leaked on and given to the press with his number scrawled in red crayon up the top left.
Now that the distraction of the election is behind them the ALP can concentrate on what’s really important – consolidating and improving factional positions. Opportunities for payback and recrimination unrestrained by fear of electoral backlash have now opened up and bystanders would be well advised to put something solid between them and the flurry of knives. Early points should go to those calling for root and branch reform of others’ fiefdoms.
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