FIRST DOG ON THE MOON

Sep 9, 2013

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25 thoughts on “It’s Maisie time!

  1. ianjohnno

    Is Maisie Christopher’s half sister?

  2. zut alors

    The Abbott government has clearly been given a mandate… for poodles.

  3. Mike Jones

    Bonjour Doggonaux. Je vais a la consulate Francaise pour applyer pour l’asylum depuis le terroir australien que commencerais dans un minute ou deux.

  4. ernmalleyscat

    Haha, Cream Spoodle. This running dog of the Hated Abbotista Regime is on the list for re-education.

  5. paddy

    Outrageous FD! I’ve already contacted the ACCC to complain.
    Gourmet Chunks with Gravy contains absolutely *no* Skippy whatsoever.
    It’s 100% Bandicoot and proud of it.
    It’s Your ABC for dinner in a convenient tin!

  6. zut alors

    EMC, some valuable counterintelligence: the spoodle is the force behind this outfit. Toady once declared his entire household, including the dog, is female and admitted he’s last in the pecking order.

    Ergo he’s subservient to the spoodle’s agenda, political and otherwise.

  7. Plonkoclock

    MJ Vous will faire tres bien avec votre parfait Francaise! Mais peut etre, un lecon ou deux avec Zut Alors..

  8. drovers cat

    Well, if you think I’m going to change my name to something stupid like, uh, drovers dog, you’ve another think coming.
    Cats plan …

  9. drmick

    Tony & the spoodle with a mo, licking their privates contentedly after a meal while eyeing off the other good sorts at the table makes for a scary picture, and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.

  10. Andybob

    Jasper’s play for Bob Carr’s Senate seat seems to turn on who secures the top left corner of the ALP internal phone directory, thus ensuring they are called first. Jasper’s paw marks are all over a document leaked on and given to the press with his number scrawled in red crayon up the top left.

    Now that the distraction of the election is behind them the ALP can concentrate on what’s really important – consolidating and improving factional positions. Opportunities for payback and recrimination unrestrained by fear of electoral backlash have now opened up and bystanders would be well advised to put something solid between them and the flurry of knives. Early points should go to those calling for root and branch reform of others’ fiefdoms.

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