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Sep 9, 2013
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Everyone who voted the right way will have nothing to fear. Even those who mistakenly voted for the LDP will get a pass. Shit happens.
Even so the Liberal party are gracious enough to govern for everyone. Even people who have clear deficiencies of caliber.
Not everyone will have skippy chunks in their petfood however. They will have imitation skippy chunks made out of processed something.
Now Now Doggonauts… She’s a fellow ‘4-paw’…
I’m with EMC (although more gently).. we can infiltrate and re-educate ‘Mayzee’ (first order of business.. remove Bitchslap’s pearls)
First dog must be delighted. We have always enjoyed doggy style & now we get it daily, for free, for the next three years. Sit, roll over, look out.
I just hope Crissy has had his shots beforehand.
Klewso I am with you. I was afraid to mention the white dotted line for fear of the censor and the fact that the dog looked strikingly like any certain front row females on tones front bench;(the whiskers were the give away) but i am am sure that an aroused pyne was easy meat once he schnoodled with the smoodle.
Who’d give Pyne a pearl necklace? Cory Bernardi?
She looks like Chrissie Wissy with a pearl necklace..how appropriate.
Not the corny stuff – but the “maze hedge (your bets)” stuff.
Venise – she’s named after Tony’s brayne.
Thanks so much, FD, for at least tweaking the flag–that little touch of Rin Tin Tin at least helped my lunch of beans to go down. For now.
Is its name really Maisie? Jesús, poor medium size dog.
ANDYBOB: The ALP has had a more than fair warning. If they don’t get their act together after Saturday’s drubbing, they don’t deserve to survive.
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”
“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”
MIKE JONES: Moi aussi, my friend, moi aussi. Pero sería mejor si me voy á Sud America.
SPOODLE?? Sounds like something to weave with.
Heads up? How do we tell Jasper from Bob?
Jasper’s play for Bob Carr’s Senate seat seems to turn on who secures the top left corner of the ALP internal phone directory, thus ensuring they are called first. Jasper’s paw marks are all over a document leaked on and given to the press with his number scrawled in red crayon up the top left.
Now that the distraction of the election is behind them the ALP can concentrate on what’s really important – consolidating and improving factional positions. Opportunities for payback and recrimination unrestrained by fear of electoral backlash have now opened up and bystanders would be well advised to put something solid between them and the flurry of knives. Early points should go to those calling for root and branch reform of others’ fiefdoms.
Tony & the spoodle with a mo, licking their privates contentedly after a meal while eyeing off the other good sorts at the table makes for a scary picture, and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.
Well, if you think I’m going to change my name to something stupid like, uh, drovers dog, you’ve another think coming.
Cats plan …
MJ Vous will faire tres bien avec votre parfait Francaise! Mais peut etre, un lecon ou deux avec Zut Alors..
EMC, some valuable counterintelligence: the spoodle is the force behind this outfit. Toady once declared his entire household, including the dog, is female and admitted he’s last in the pecking order.
Ergo he’s subservient to the spoodle’s agenda, political and otherwise.
Outrageous FD! I’ve already contacted the ACCC to complain.
Gourmet Chunks with Gravy contains absolutely *no* Skippy whatsoever.
It’s 100% Bandicoot and proud of it.
It’s Your ABC for dinner in a convenient tin!
Haha, Cream Spoodle. This running dog of the Hated Abbotista Regime is on the list for re-education.
Bonjour Doggonaux. Je vais a la consulate Francaise pour applyer pour l’asylum depuis le terroir australien que commencerais dans un minute ou deux.
The Abbott government has clearly been given a mandate… for poodles.
Is Maisie Christopher’s half sister?
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