Sep 8, 2013

Media wrap: Bolt gloats as scribes deliver post-mortems

The pundits weigh in on the significance of Abbott's victory. Andrew Bolt and Piers Akerman, unsurprisingly, are over the moon.

Matthew Knott

Former Crikey media reporter

As the curtains came down on the Rudd-Gillard era last night, the press gallery scribes and the op-ed columnists were busy in the wings, bashing away on their keyboards, sizing up the moment, honing the first draft of history.

According to The Age‘s Michael Gordon, despite the swing against the government being smaller than expected, Kevin Rudd is less saviour than villain:

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18 thoughts on “Media wrap: Bolt gloats as scribes deliver post-mortems

  1. Matthew of Canberra

    Meh. Abbott just had to not screw up and appear viable and let the bolt and his mates do the campaigning. The ALP delivered that result – the other guys just had to not do a mark latham or a john kerry.

    He won with an electorate that believes that rudd crushes the hands of small children out of revenge, who punches walls when he doesn’t get his way, who’s a sociopath (just ask janet). The same electorate has been systematically convinced that the previous PM was a corrupt lawyer who assisted criminal enterprises and tried to hush it up. But the libs did win, and party discipline (with instant banishment otherwise) helped a lot.

    Now for the fun part. While it’s still fresh, go and make copies of all the friendly coverage, and the promises, and the obliquely vague implications. Keep them in a folder somewhere, and revisit them in three years. The liberal campaign ran on an obvious foundation of “just say anything”. So, put away a little time capsule of what they said now, and you’ll get a wry chuckle from it before the next election.

    The NBN will still be behind schedule and over budget, and contractors will still be moaning about having to compete – except that it’ll be fairfax reporting on it. We’ll still have a price on carbon, the national history curriculum will be unchanged, the NDIS will be underfunded, gonski reforms will be a shambles, boats will still be trying to get to Australia, and the odd one or two will still go off radar. The PPL as proposed will not happen, and assistance for the car industry will continue. The economy will continue its existing trends until china and the US pick up again, and joe hockey will take credit for that. Unemployment is going to increase in the meantime, and joe hockey will not take credit for that. National average house prices are going to fall, relative to inflation, joe will only take credit for that if the audience likes the idea and nobody’s around to report on it. There won’t be an internet filter, be it mandatory or opt-out, for exactly the same reasons that we don’t have one now. And they’ll screw up, like all first-term governments do, and ALP-voting public servants will continue to not leak against the new government in anything like the way that liberal-voting public servants leaked against the last one, so most people will never hear about the tantrums.

  2. janr

    maybe the wrong place to ask, but does anyone know what’s happening with the Abbott/Etteridge court case- there is never anything in the msm

  3. Electric Lardyland

    Interesting comment from Bolt that Abbott’s victory, ‘was particularly a victory over the green movement, which Abbott fought from the day he won the Opposition leadership’.
    Well, let’s see how that claim stacks up with the policies that Abbott took into the election. Firstly, how did Abbott go in fighting the Greens, with their misguided view, (according to Bolt) that climate change is real and that we should implement policy to cut Australian emissions? Well, according to the words that came out of Abbott’s mouth, these are also his beliefs. Okay, so how about the Greens belief that the old school funding model was skewed to favour wealthy schools and should be reformed? Well, apparently that’s Tony’s policy too. How about no cuts to universities or the health system. Well, Tony has said over and over again, that there’ll be no cuts there. So, what about the Greens support for a NBN. Well, apparently Tony will still be building a NBN: well, sort of. Okay, so how about the Greens paid parental leave policy? Okay, so admittedly, Abbott’s policy is much more generous to the wealthy, but there is a great deal of similarity between the two policy positions. So what else is there? Well how about the Greens policy that refugees should be treated with compassion? Ah, finally a difference.
    Though, Tony and his cronies, did vote with the Greens to block the Malaysian swap deal; on the grounds that he had a deep moral objection to sending refugees back to countries that hadn’t signed the UN Convention on Refugees. Of course, his words and actions since then, suggest that this justification may have been a bare faced lie.
    Oh dear, what if Abbott’s other Green-like policy positions are also lies?
    What does Andrew Bolt know?
    And of course, if any of these relentlessly proclaimed policy positions turn out also to be lies, I so look forward to a couple of years of constantly vehement, rabid criticism of Abbott, from the likes of Bolt, Jones, Akerman, Devine, Albrechtsen, etc, etc.

    P.S. Has anybody else noticed how Margie Abbott is almost a dead ringer for Tony Abbott?
    ‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of th…..??? Oh, is that you, Margie?’

  4. Venise Alstergren

    ELECTRIC LARDYLAND: Yeah, I noticed how similar they are when watching the Rabbott’s victory speech; their noses are particularly similar.

    Was it my imagination or was The Rabbott’s decision to shove his family into the background for his moment of triumph was a cruel act. One directed against, a family that had supported him so thoroughly?

    NB, it is a family of females, and we all know what he thinks of them.

    Despite the gloating of the Andrew Bolt, Piers Ackerman and the tidal wave of Rupert Murdoch’s hired help. Minions, would be a better description.

    I see the election vote as being a negative one. People voted against Labor, rather than voting for Tony Abbott.

  5. Enquvist

    Smear campaign? Everything that was reported was the idiocy coming out of Abbott’s mouth. Smear?? Seriously??

  6. AR

    Having chased the top job for so long, will he be the junk yard dog that chased cars but didn’t know what to do when he finally caught one?

  7. Pedantic, Balwyn

    The right wing campaign to rubbish the “leftie” policies that Abbott adopted to win over the marginal voters has already started.
    Populist, but totally inaccurate letters about the NBN were published in today’s Melbourne Herald. Next we will have the campaign that funding public schools is unfair to people who pay their way etc.climate change is unproven, so why spend any money on re-newables etc.
    It will go on relentlessly as moderates in the LNP are removed from office and the Right takes over; aided and abetted by Bolt, Murdoch,IPA and any other soul unwilling to accept fairness and reason.

  8. klewso

    They can gloat now – it is their turn, after the last 6 years of their reactions.

  9. klewso

    Re “Respect for the office of PM”?
    After 12 years acting as publicity manager for Howard, then 6 years of ripping Labor’s to pieces, it will be interesting if there is a Limited News call to return to that respect?
    “Talk to the Hand Rupert.”

  10. Carbon Footprint

    The irony could be that Abbot might be stuck with a Carbon Tax he complains about but be benefitting from the revenue. Rudd was going to scrap it anyway so everyone gets the opposite of what they voted for.

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