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Aug 29, 2013
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Spot on FD. If all the Feddy ‘lections got together this one would be the one in the kitchen with myopia and halitosis gazing out the window at the carport.
No one is, or should be, interested in a popularity contest between Kevin and Tony, which is what the whole farce has degenerated into.
Three weeks into the campaign and TA has transmogrified into a skink in a suit – or, as Mr Dog might say, Saiphos Equlalis. My apologies to all skinks.
But we are in danger of forgetting how incredibly g0dawful the 2010 election was.
Poor old Feddy. Copping all the hate speech and bullying when in fact it’s his evil half brother Campaign that is the real monster.
Feddy’s the nice one who only asks for 10 minutes of your time and gives you a sausage sandwich for your trouble. He’s a living national treasure if ever there was one.
Your erection looks a limp First Dog. Do you think some Vi@gra would help? Stiffen the upper lip/snout so to speak? Everyone forgets how vicious it could have been if princess bloodnut was facing off against the urban ape man. 51% of the population that use the female version of vi@gra, (Niagra)-keeps you wet all night), would be screaming at everyone by now. Do you notice that not one of the photoshops in the papers has parodied a female?
Tweedle Dum or Tweedle Dee?
What a campaign in the arse.
You’re right, emc, it’s Campaign that is the zombie Jasper to Feddy’s benevolent Abby. Time it was dead, buried & cremated, for everybody’s sake…
cyberfish: Jasper may be a zombie – but he’s OUR zombie. Let no bad word be spoken of Him
DC: …as opposed to a bad word spoken by him – which are legion.
I feel so alone. I need a hug. Doctor, Doctor! Can I have a kitten?
Maybe each party should announce one crazy policy, such that the voting public can be energised into action. We could all do our duty to stop Government-run death panels, even if saving Granny meant eliminating welfare for the unemployed.
They had to change the rules of competitive checkers because the competition went stagnant… so why not do that with elections?
If I closed my eyes and read your wonderful cartoon, I could swear that is an accurate illustration of the pure essence of the election.
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