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Aug 28, 2013
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You couldn’t tie it up in a chignon, but Gary is hil-hair-iously enough to get by with.
Thank you Venise for the thought. (I modelled hil-hair-iously on prec-hair-ious, a poor imitation but flattery.)
OMFG! One way or ‘tother, it could be argued that this is one of the greatest collection of puns ever assembled, or I’ve just flipped my wig… But that would just be splitting hairs…
Andybob and EMC have my vote
I take it your protestations of love were false, and I shall soon be ‘traded in’ for a marsupial.
Just when the long-awaited pea-green boat was becoming a reality..
(should’ve expected as much from a Dogonaut)
Is he Australian or a Merkin? Hard to tell from this angle.If you cut him does he bleed? if you scratch him does he become aroused?
PUNS at fifty paces and may the best person wince.
Thanks for the tip PDGFD1
Hear that FD?
I’ll be wanting a *pregnant* Leadbeater’s Possum please.
Never let it be said, that I don’t take endangered species (and my asylum seeker status) seriously.
Right you lot …
Scott, maintain Gary’s bouffant style; (a) parting would be such sweet sorrow
paddy… stock up now for your trip, honey (not to mention £5 notes) may be in short supply if you and the possum don’t qualify as an Oztralyan ‘working family’ and/or neither of you is pregnant.
Bloody hell FD.
Offer me a Leadbeater’s Possum and *I’ll* happily seek asylum.
Come September the 8th it’ll be me and the possum,
both heading to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.
All well and good, but who’d win a race between Garry and a tortoise?
Shame the Mayor of London didn’t take the opportunity to meet “Gary”.
Nice to see someone’s noticed someone else has fished Warren Trussed out to announce a new and “exciting” train, today?
There’ll be hell toupee if the party doesn’t get back to its roots.
Thank God Gary doesn’t have short back and sides; otherwise it would be a prec-hair-ious situation.
Is it true that “Gary” (if that is his real name) and Brendan Nelson’s hair have never been seen in the same room together?
Gary looks like he could be easily teased. The Coalition thinks Gary needs straightening out.
So thats why the Greens are regarded as a fringe party.
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