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Aug 28, 2013
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So thats why the Greens are regarded as a fringe party.
Gary looks like he could be easily teased. The Coalition thinks Gary needs straightening out.
Is it true that “Gary” (if that is his real name) and Brendan Nelson’s hair have never been seen in the same room together?
Thank God Gary doesn’t have short back and sides; otherwise it would be a prec-hair-ious situation.
There’ll be hell toupee if the party doesn’t get back to its roots.
Nice to see someone’s noticed someone else has fished Warren Trussed out to announce a new and “exciting” train, today?
Shame the Mayor of London didn’t take the opportunity to meet “Gary”.
All well and good, but who’d win a race between Garry and a tortoise?
Bloody hell FD.
Offer me a Leadbeater’s Possum and *I’ll* happily seek asylum.
Come September the 8th it’ll be me and the possum,
both heading to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.
paddy… stock up now for your trip, honey (not to mention £5 notes) may be in short supply if you and the possum don’t qualify as an Oztralyan ‘working family’ and/or neither of you is pregnant.
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