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Jul 23, 2013

Crikey says: all hail our future king

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All hail the future king of Australia, the eight-pound bouncing baby boy born overnight to the sound of gunfire and the flash of hundreds of cameras aimed a funny man in a silly hat, with a publicly funded silver spoon planted in his little mouth and a hereditary birthright to one day rule over Britain and what’s left of the Commonwealth — including all of us.


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6 thoughts on “Crikey says: all hail our future king

  1. klewso

    At least it won’t be King Rupert.

  2. Margo

    Another opportunity for corporate promotion: British-based Virgin Atlantic Airways was possibly the first to announce a royal baby promotion. To commemorate the birth of the third in line to the British throne, the airline is offering a perk to US airport passengers who are third in line. For 24 hours from the birth announcement, the third person issued a boarding pass for Virgin Atlantic flights to London from San Francisco, New York-JFK, Washington-Dulles, Boston or Newark, NJ will receive two passes to Virgin’s Upper Class Clubhouse for a little preflight “royal treatment” (as in free cocktails, high-end appetizers and castle-like sanctuary from those airport commoners).

  3. zut alors

    I don’t mind if the new heir ultimately becomes our sovereign. Look what happened to the USA after it cut ties with Britain – it became the school bully and also lost its sense of humour.

  4. AR

    Punctuation alert – “baby boy born overnight to the sound of gunfire and the flash of hundreds of cameras aimed a funny man in a silly hat,” – the man in the silly hat is NOT going to rule over us, with or without a silver spoon in his mouth.
    To misquote, “for want of a comma, a meaning was lost…”

  5. frey

    I was hoping they would name him Joffrey

  6. Venise Alstergren

    What an anachronism. That shot says it all.

    I hope all the readers have registered the fact that the ‘Well Behind’ state of QLD (Premier short-arse Newman.) All QLDers to receive a really special tackee prize.A newly minted, rolled gold-which is in fact the cheapest form of gold. (Contrary to the opinion of our journos, who should know better.)As a commemorative medal for the remarkable couple who are the first people in history to have a child.

    A whole new medal funded by the taxpayer, yet given to the taxpayer. Wow! They will issue real gold ones too which will be given to all bureaucrats and major and minor politicians.

    Poor Queenslanders, they really are as stupid as they act.

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