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Jul 17, 2013
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klewso: you always come up with the best klews.
[….. in Australia.]
But the plane landed?
That’s a strongly unwavering belief in the fine print under Tony-on-a-plane and quite an achievement on a plane.
Oh wow, I didn’t think that could have been real.
Logic is for lefty wimps
looking forward to carmeggedon tomorrow. keep it up dog
You can’ fool me. That’s not “Real Tony on a Plane”.
Where’s the woman-in-shot warter mark?
I think you have missed the story here FD. If you follow the pictures, you can trace Tonys life story. It starts with the carelessness of his father leaving his tool uncovered; resulting in the expensive birth of an unwanted idiot. He sends him to an expensive school but his IQ permits him to legally use the handicap parking spot.
It goes on a bit; a few run ins with the law, a vasectomy, a sex change, another stint in the handicap zone and his eventual taking over the army, storming the parliament & finally paying off the his invisible supporters with real money and leaving the australian public without Hope Reward or Opportunity
Real Solutions needs to be renamed Final Solutions.
The second wheelchair had me on the brink of laughter, but “Sad clams” had me stifle a giggle until my coworkers all looked at me.
“Clam”? I thought that was a sad toad – just lost an unlosable erection?
…… or they’ll bore holes in them?
He’s going to launch books to tow the boats back?
@Frame 3. So there really is a “B sharp” chord. Never knew it existed. See what happens when you hang out on Tony’s website? You get a negative suspended 7th. Great toon FD.
Speaking as a Bosphorene I am with SusieQ
I think the best is ‘we cut white tape to make racism easier’.
One small error FD.
Scissors are a specially designed accessory for running with.
Its like Area 51 but on a page.
It just gets better and better! “No more sad clams”, “Australia has a money shaped hole”. I love the idea of achievement badges though Dog, you should totally make that happen. I would buy them and wear them! PS Thanks for the opportunity to buy the magnificent Power Fox Misogyny Clock which arrived in the mail yesterday. I am the envy of my friends 🙂
@Zut: I suspect that when they say they’ve hear of maths (they mean arithmetic, but that’s another argument)that they are lying. If they can’t consecutively number their propaganda booklet then what hope have they of producing a budget? 🙂
Aren’t they the achievement badges that members of the Abbott Youth/Green Army strive to collect and sew on their uniforms using thread plucked from asylum-seeking detainees’ lips?
I’m going for my Sad Clam this afternoon.
The Real Solutions booklet so generously shoved into my ‘Australia Post Mail Only’ letterbox has a mere 15 pages. Why has Mr Dog got 51 pages – why has the local Lib candidate cheated me of extra Real Solutions to the tune of 36 pages worth?
Thanks for the biggest chuckle I’ve had in a long time. I saw Greg Hunt speaking on direct action last night, and it’s a shame (at least for them) the coalition don’t use him as their mouthpiece: he knows how to spin bullsh-t far better than this.
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