May 20, 2013

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20 thoughts on “Free Range or Free Market

  1. drmick

    My little animals were tested last week. The school teachers told us to keep the dumb ones at home and sent the bright ones in so the teachers get a pay rise. Did the rabbit and his friends pass their tests? Did Mr Stiff get an E or an A? Mr Stiff-E. No wonder he is laughing & laughing.

  2. paddy

    Brenda is fast becoming my all time very favourite penguin FD.
    Not since the late lamented Jasper,has an animal been so efficient at needling those stiff and nasty types.

    PS. Asterisks are inherently hilarious. You can never have enough of them.

  3. paddy

    Drat & Damn!!
    There I was feeling all smug and cool cos I don’t use Pears soap.
    Then I googled Dove.
    I guess it’s back to scraping of the grime using steel wool and sand.

  4. Venise Alstergren

    It’s the same Chinese market which demands animal testing on all sorts of products-especially the make-up industry. Bästärds.

  5. Andybob

    But FD in vitro toxicity testing alternatives to animal testing cost less and take less time. Will no one think of the scientists ?

  6. Plonkoclock

    Clive’s LinkedIn image truly reflects has name. I’ve seen far healthier looking Stiffs..

  7. drmick

    I wonder which animal they tested Viagra on? I bet Mr Mouse got a shock? Not half as much as Mrs Mouse.

  8. klewso

    Good to see Brenda getting the wood on Stiff.

  9. ernmalleyscat

    What’s the bet Stiffy has his eye on a certain little black and white rebel to torture in the ongoing fight against rabbit dandruff?

  10. klewso

    … and just the one Stiff? Is that why it’s Unilever?

    [I once tried putting a pear into a tart – does that make me a bad person? And what are hummingbird pies made of?]

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