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May 20, 2013
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My little animals were tested last week. The school teachers told us to keep the dumb ones at home and sent the bright ones in so the teachers get a pay rise. Did the rabbit and his friends pass their tests? Did Mr Stiff get an E or an A? Mr Stiff-E. No wonder he is laughing & laughing.
Brenda is fast becoming my all time very favourite penguin FD.
Not since the late lamented Jasper,has an animal been so efficient at needling those stiff and nasty types.
PS. Asterisks are inherently hilarious. You can never have enough of them.
Drat & Damn!!
There I was feeling all smug and cool cos I don’t use Pears soap.
Then I googled Dove.
I guess it’s back to scraping of the grime using steel wool and sand.
It’s the same Chinese market which demands animal testing on all sorts of products-especially the make-up industry. Bästärds.
But FD in vitro toxicity testing alternatives to animal testing cost less and take less time. Will no one think of the scientists ?
Clive’s LinkedIn image truly reflects has name. I’ve seen far healthier looking Stiffs..
I wonder which animal they tested Viagra on? I bet Mr Mouse got a shock? Not half as much as Mrs Mouse.
Good to see Brenda getting the wood on Stiff.
What’s the bet Stiffy has his eye on a certain little black and white rebel to torture in the ongoing fight against rabbit dandruff?
… and just the one Stiff? Is that why it’s Unilever?
[I once tried putting a pear into a tart – does that make me a bad person? And what are hummingbird pies made of?]
Pop tarts sound so much better than Soylent Green – after that doco?
You’d think with all the available technology something less primitive than damaging and/or killing animals would be available (sigh)
Go on, Unilever – be a pioneer
I know! Let’s get vegans to volunteer!
I know one or two who’d benefit from an intra-cranial shampoo injection..
But hey kids,if we boycott Unilever this week we will be preventing Stiff from giving full expression to his natural instincts.
Everyone knows that even Free Range capitalists are distressed when they cannot get access to maximum profits, even for a few minutes.
Imagine how we would feel if we were extremely privileged and had to suffer like that for seven whole days.
Brenda, you are obviously a typical stoneyhearted CDP!
The Urban Ape Man, (aka the LOTO), was the guinea ape for the Eli Lily Inc viagra tests. He is the unfortunate result of the tablet becoming stuck in his throat; His ears became permanently priapic & he dribbles crap constantly from his mouth.
His new strategist is Mr Stiff, after his attack Dog got a bit tight, thought she was the minister for gossip & empty glasses, and tried to fly her broom home.
You mean Tony Bonobo?
klewso: Excellent! (though, he’s a bit aggressive for a bonobo, more like the Western lowland chimp who specialises in interclan warfare).
He’s just “special” – he still thinks he’s got the Right to screw anything he likes?
Clive Stiff’s stiffs don’t like him leastwise. Their grievances are piling up one on top of the other.
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