May 9, 2013

Head Ranga in sanger clanger!

In a groundbreaking investigation into 'Sandwichgate', First Dog on the Moon has secured an exclusive interview with the sandwich.

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16 thoughts on “Head Ranga in sanger clanger!

  1. PkD

    The Chechen terror manuals clearly state that a Tarki-Tau (a type of meat pie made with lamb meat) or at least a Beshbarmak – (Meat and noodles fried and served with bread and nettles) should be thrown at visiting dignitaries.

    What does this localisation of techniques mean for the security of Australia? Are we just lucky that you can’t get nettles in Brisbane.


  2. zut alors

    Tossing a Vegemite sandwich, how very Australian. What a fantastic country we have – anywhere else it could’ve been a Mol0tov cocktail.

  3. paddy

    That last frame says it all FD.
    A broken system where kiddies CAN’T EVEN HIT THE TARGET AT CLOSE RANGE!

    Oh the shame of it.

  4. drmick

    Was it a “special” school? He looked “special”. He was pointing one way and his hat the other.
    His broad queensland accent was evident when he was “interviewed” by the “press” and began every reply with “Derr”. He could be emperor or premier or queen or whatever they have up there one day if he improves his aim.

  5. drovers cat

    The sandwich reminds me of the LNP blogger comments in Fairfax political stories.
    Difference is the sandwich probably has content

  6. Venise Alstergren

    PKD: This Beshbarmak could have a sting in its tail.

  7. Pusscat

    I’d like to read this sandwhich’s insightfal analysis of GillardTrippingOverInIndiaGate.
    Without MSM’s coverage of that imfamous scandal a while ago,I might have naively assumed that she was in India was to discuss trivialities like exporting our uranium to a country that has nuclear weapons.
    Thankfully, MSM studiously avoided discussing or even mentioning that purported reason for the visit, in favour of a brave showing of lots of clips of the PM Tripping Over.
    Thus signalling clearly Juliar’s real agenda, which of course was to further destroy the universal respect our country enjoyed overseas during The Howard Years.
    Thank God MSM, like Dog’s erudite comestible, just can’t be hustled.

  8. drmick

    Don’t expect anything else from MSM. The same mob who condoned and celebrated the brave Jones insult about her dead father will celebrate this vegemite vandal as well.

  9. Sandshoe

    I heard the lad’s name was Earl! Vegemite vandal my hooter! Earl of Sandwich, we salute you for tossing the woman something to eat.

  10. GF50

    FD I don’t know how you do it, do you wake up every day tail wagging, singing always look on the bri ite si ide of life Woof Woof.. woof woof.

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